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Isosceles_CAT

TRIBE Promoter
angela went missing.
syntax error said something random.
i made a stupid joke.
selfexel acted like a retard.
angela came down and went home.
for some reason i replied to this thread.
 

LivingRoomPornstar

TRIBE Member
-client came into my office today bitching about a one dollar service charge, so i whipped my dick out and slapped her in the face with it.

-Numerous clients all came in for RRSPs, told them they missed the 10am cutoff and couldn't contribute.

-Dealt with a girl today who was crazy hot and she asked me for my phone number

-I was filmed during an RRSP conversation by a chinese television station, and subsequently danced to a live jazz band playing in my branch

- I left on time today.


Can you tell which one of these statements is true?

Dan
 

alexd

Administrator
Staff member
- got up
- destroyed the fonts on the board
- designing busness cards for midnight print run
- attempted to get a settlement of a claim I have against a magazine that used my photography on their cover without getting permission or even telling me about it...
- thinking about having dinner
 

tobywan

TRIBE Member
-The girl I'm seeing called me @ 8:45am with a surprise courtesy call to wake me up...

-Work was relatively slow today

-The '03 2.6L Turbo PT Cruiser has some balls

-I left work at 4:30 as a result of the slowness

-Dinner was good

-waiting for the dryer to finish drying my clothes.

yee. haw.
 
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wayne kenoff

TRIBE Member
positives:

I bought Canucks playoff tickets.
I emailed HR with my friend's resume. If she gets hired, I get $2000.
I set up a margin trading account at Royal Bank.
I sent an experiment protocol to my boss.

negatives:

I did not get into University of Calgary's med school
I am still at work
 
Girl lost/girl found and SPECULATION AND MANY LAUGHS AT HER EXPENSE.

Timo riled rejenerate up.

Mikey baited people.

Keith tried to cause some drama, me/vinder/voytek had some jokes with it.

mrs. peacock's username has a cock in it.
 

KillaLadY

TRIBE Member
~ Morning Tribe drama
~ Working from home
~ Had an awesome walk
~ Got 4 GST cheques from the Government which was the highlight of the day
~ Spent an amasing time with my mom today
~ Going to sit down tonight and enjoy a nice quiet relaxing evening with bf
 
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depraved

TRIBE Member
Woke up late, fucked, went snowboarding at Kicking Horse & rode switch all day, showered and checked out Tribe before heading to "Fresh Meat Mondays" at the local strip joint.
 

Poot

TRIBE Member
- spent the day on-site at a client without any internet access

- felt terrifyingly disconnected

- actually got some work done...
 

Skipper

TRIBE Member
- Worked from 7am til after 5
- Went to night class for a test
- Stopped caring about class and came home early
- Heard about my Dad's trip down south that he won worth about $10K, and then he heard about the plank-in-face incident I had, he wasn't pleased!
 
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LivingRoomPornstar

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by LivingRoomPornstar
-client came into my office today bitching about a one dollar service charge, so i whipped my dick out and slapped her in the face with it.

-Numerous clients all came in for RRSPs, told them they missed the 10am cutoff and couldn't contribute.

-Dealt with a girl today who was crazy hot and she asked me for my phone number

-I was filmed during an RRSP conversation by a chinese television station, and subsequently danced to a live jazz band playing in my branch

- I left on time today.


Can you tell which one of these statements is true?

Dan

Well since none of you guessed, i'll tell you.

I would never do the first or the second one. The third doesn't happen, which is ok by me(sniff). The 5th thing never happens either.

That's right! I'm on chinese TEEEVEEE!

I might be on the National tonight as well, as there were all kinds of camera crews at my branch, for the last day of RRSPs. We had a live jazz band as well, to promote our sponsorship of the Jazz festival this year.

Dan
 
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Poot

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by LivingRoomPornstar
there were all kinds of camera crews at my branch, for the last day of RRSPs. We had a live jazz band as well

Dan

You bankers is a crrrr-aaaazy bunch!!

:p

(disclaimer: like I'm one to talk...)
 

zoo

TRIBE Member
today's postmod vs rejenerate boxing match was fun

windowlicker tried to jump in the ring but it was a steel caged match, resulting in her being shut out

that's about all i could tell
 

LivingRoomPornstar

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Jessica P
You bankers is a crrrr-aaaazy bunch!!

:p

(disclaimer: like I'm one to talk...)

hahaha.

yeah, at least women accountants have that sexy office look....you know, the mild mannered by day, total beast in the sack kind of look. :D

I think male advisors get the whole "sleazebag salesguy" first impression.

Dan
 

graham

Well-Known TRIBEr
executive summary:


girl was missing, launching pad for unintelligent class division commentary and shut-ups

girl was found, launching pad for jokes (intelligence is not requisite), and shut-ups

drunk. villa lobos.
 

stir-fry

TRIBE Member
- woke up to mysterious blonde girl in my bed sucking my dick.

- got promoted to ceo of my company

- won 10,000 on a pro-line ticket

- am getting a blowjob as we speak
 
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