-client came into my office today bitching about a one dollar service charge, so i whipped my dick out and slapped her in the face with it.
-Numerous clients all came in for RRSPs, told them they missed the 10am cutoff and couldn't contribute.
-Dealt with a girl today who was crazy hot and she asked me for my phone number
-I was filmed during an RRSP conversation by a chinese television station, and subsequently danced to a live jazz band playing in my branch
- I left on time today.
Can you tell which one of these statements is true?
Dan