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President Bush faints after eating a pretzel

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Subsonic Chronic

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I can't believe how big a deal is made out of this. Look at the investigation that's going on into this tiny incident!

I thought it was a lot funnier when Bush sr. threw up in Japan many years ago. And I'm sure Chretien went through something similar too... I just can't remember it at the moment.

From The Toronto Star.

Bush recovers after choking on pretzel

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Bush was doing well and ready to get back to work today after fainting briefly in the White House residence while choking down a pretzel a day earlier, his spokesman said.

"The president feels fine. Dr. (Richard) Tubb checked out his vital signs this morning. They're normal," press secretary Ari Fleischer said as Bush prepared to begin a two-day trip to the Midwest and Louisiana.

"The trip is on," he said.

Tubb said in a telephone interview Sunday that Bush quickly recovered from the episode, apparently brought on by swallowing a pretzel awkwardly which triggered a temporary decrease in heart rate. He said the president had been feeling under the weather over the weekend.

Bush, 55, suffered an abrasion on his left cheek the size of a half-dollar and a bruise on his lower lip from falling onto the floor from a couch.

The president fainted while alone in a room at the White House residence, watching the Baltimore-Miami National Football League playoff game on television and eating pretzels.

"He said it (the pretzel) didn't seem to go down right," Tubb said in a telephone interview. "The next thing he knew, he was on the floor.''

A nurse on duty at the White House was summoned at 5:40 p.m. EST. Tubb was paged eight minutes later. Bush, under his own power, used an elevator to go downstairs to the doctor's office for a complete exam.

Tubb said Bush believes he was out only for a few seconds because when he awoke, his two dogs were sitting in the same position they were when he lost consciousness.

"But the dogs were looking at him funny," Fleischer added.

Tubb, an Air Force colonel, examined Bush, including monitoring his heart, and found nothing abnormal.

But Bush has a rigorous exercise regime that keeps both his blood pressure and heart rate at low levels — a healthy plus that in this case appeared to be a factor in the fainting spell.

The pretzel-caused coughing apparently stimulated a nerve that further slowed Bush's heart rate, Tubb said.

In medical terms, it's called vasovagal syncope. The body sends a signal to the heart via the vagus nerve, slowing heart rate enough that the person briefly loses consciousness.

It's very common. Fear, even intestinal cramps, can cause vasovagal fainting.

"It's thought that pretty much everybody has one simple faint in their life. We see folks every day that have had a vasovagal reaction," said Dr. David Skibbie of Inova Fairfax Hospital in suburban Virginia. "It's alarming, but if everything checks out it's fine and they can go home without any concerns about their future health.''

A vasovagal episode isn't the only possibility, Skibbie said. Somewhat less common is cough syncope, where a coughing episode — similar to what Bush reportedly had — can increase pressure in the chest enough to momentarily lower blood pressure. It, too, is benign.

Ironically, people in good physical shape actually are more prone to such types of fainting, because their blood pressure and heart rate already is so low, he noted.

It is the first health scare for Bush as president.

But Tubb insisted it did not appear related to stress of extra work brought on by Bush's duties as commander in chief and the war in Afghanistan.

One possible additional factor, Tubb said, was that Bush had acknowledged feeling under the weather this weekend, as if he were coming down with a head cold. He continued his daily exercises nonetheless.


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so close!!!!

'there is a poisoned donut, isn't there smithers?'

'no sir, our lawyers felt that would be murder.'
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i could imagine the front page headlines..

"bush dies after choking on pretzel.. taliban feared to blame"


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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Magnolia Fan:
"these pretzels are making me thirsty"</font>

LoL I love that episode!!!!!

News Update, "The white house has just released a document believed to have been located on the body of a fallen taliban soldier. The document read, -Death to the Yankee BushPig.- Below this statement was an address that led investigators to a pretzel factory in Pakistan.
After intense interrogation, one of the Pakistani line men, working as 'Head Salter' at the factory confessed to accepting a bribe from Taliban Militia disguised as potential pretzel buyers.
" They said they just really liked our pretzels and wanted to buy alot of them. What was I to do, it was good for business." After even further questioning by CIA agent Billy "Bloody Knuckles" Holiday, the line-worker confessed to selling the men a mailing list for high priority customers.

Holiday informed us that, "This list had the names of the companies top customers, ranked in order of bags/month purchased. Second from the top was George Bush Jr. (His father was first on the list.) "So with this information the disguised Taliban members were able to order an EXTRA salty batch of the pretzels, and had them mailed to the Presidents home." says Holiday.

Holiday then followed the salty trail to the White House where Dick Phillips, the presidents personal assistant in charge of TV treats and Cool beverages was interviewed.
He stated that, "Georgie[Bush] was in a rush to meet AirForce One and was frantically searching his 'treat drawer' in the Oval office. He was SCREAMING at us all, accusing us of 'stealin my goodies!!!'. So I sent Oval office attendant, Miss Rosey Bottoms to the store-room to see if the latest batch had arrived from over-seas." This turned out to be the sabotaged batch from Pakistan.

To give the public an idea of just how salty these pretzels were, unconfirmed reports from aboard AirForce One state that, "George had to funnel 3 Budweisers before the pretzel was dislodged.

The country was relieved that the president survived the attack. Mainly because holding another election, and having to re-count all those Florida ballots could have proven too much.
Fortunately, the extra salty batch of pretzels was not enough to seriously injure the president.
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Magnolia Fan

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I think people are being a bit harsh here to be honest... I mean, I've choked before... I'm not... well... that stupid...

Its not really that stupid for him to have choked... what is stupid... is that him choking is news worthy

Housey D

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Wouldn't it have been weird if George Bush died as a true American: stuffing his face and watching football.

Don't mess with Texas.
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