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POP QUIZ - Roomate Dilemma of Morality

KiX

TRIBE Member
Say, one person happened to have a roomate who decided to lock himself out of his bedroom one fine afternoon they decided to skip school, smoke weed and watch Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves (again).

And say, said person's roomate was locked out of his bedroom after a shower... thus only wearing a tiny towel.

And say said person's roomate was forced to call a locksmith to come and open up the door at three thirty. The time at present is about 3 o'clock.

What should said person do to take advantage of the present situation as best as they can? Diplomacy, loyalty, and morality call for said person to allow the roomate to hide in the bathroom while they (fully clothed) deal with the locksmith for the roomate.

OR... should other measures be taken?

Note, your choice of weapons are as follows:

1 - Cannon S100 Digital Camera
1 - Minolta SLR camera
4 - Bottles of Corona
1 - Unsliced Lime
Unlimited - Unwashed Dishes
1 - Blanket (currently in posession of roomate)
1 - T-Shirt that would fit roomate
0 - Pants of shorts that would fit roomate
1 - Half quad weed
2 - Half eaten boxes of Oatmeal Crunch, Maple Nut and Apple Cinnamon respectively..
1 - Sketchy landlord with a squishy eye

Take into consideration revenge factors, blackmail factors, as well as just sheer entertainment seeing the locksmith deal with a half naked guy before him.... what prevails?

WHAT DO YOU DO?

You have T-minus 30 mins to decide the roomate's fate.

=tina=
 
G

Guest

Guest
Anything plus the camera!!
Remember our camera adventure Tina the rave princess?
 
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Decepta-Kyle

TRIBE Member
I say you...
Strategically place Corona bottles where the locksmith can se them. Then, put on a big T-shirt yourself (and nothing else) while you carry around a cereal box.

When the locksmith and landlord show up, randomly hit on either of them while constantly drawing Greg into the conversation
note: you haven't allowed him to hide in the bathroom or your room.

This should ensure the maximum embarrassment for Greg and unlimited laughs for you for months to come.

Agent Mockery
 

KiX

TRIBE Member
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Smiley Jo:
Tina, you make life so fun.
Everyday is a new adventure for you.

Joanna
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Every day IS a new adventure! At least this one doesn't involve park rangers or playing molson indy pit cru.

I'm not getting any help here though... what should i do? Be nice and help him out or do the obvious thing?

=tina=
 

t-boy

TRIBE Member
when the locksmith comes over, take off the towel, flash what yo mama gave ya, suck him off and snowball your roommate with the locksmith's cum

problem solved
 

Sassy

TRIBE Member
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by KiX:
Every day IS a new adventure! At least this one doesn't involve park rangers or playing molson indy pit cru.

I'm not getting any help here though... what should i do? Be nice and help him out or do the obvious thing?

=tina=
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Do the obvious thing, it would be way more fun.
 
G

Guest

Guest
Oh set it up so it looks like Greg is trying to seduce the lock smith, place the beer bottle around for the locksmith, if you have candles lit them around the room, and download porno music and blast it.
 
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KiX

TRIBE Member
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Decepta-Kyle:
I say you...
Strategically place Corona bottles where the locksmith can se them. Then, put on a big T-shirt yourself (and nothing else) while you carry around a cereal box.

When the locksmith and landlord show up, randomly hit on either of them while constantly drawing Greg into the conversation
note: you haven't allowed him to hide in the bathroom or your room.

This should ensure the maximum embarrassment for Greg and unlimited laughs for you for months to come.

Agent Mockery
</font>
How did i end up half naked in this plan!?


=tina=
 

graham

Well-Known TRIBEr
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by KiX:


0 - Pants of shorts that would fit roomate

=tina=
</font>
what are these pants of shorts of which you speak?

 

Heinz57

TRIBE Member
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by KiX:
Be nice and help him out or do the obvious thing?
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you know, you live with the guy..... you're going to have PLENTY of oppurtunities to "be nice" and very few oppurtunities to "embarass the fuck out of" on a grandiose scale..
 

Rosey

TRIBE Member
i'm confused, who's locked out of what now?


but note, tribe ladies (and mofo) will pay you $$$$$ for pictures of a seminude soulheaven.
 

KiX

TRIBE Member
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by t-boy:
when the locksmith comes over, take off the towel, flash what yo mama gave ya, suck him off and snowball your roommate with the locksmith's cum

problem solved
</font>
YES.


=tina=
 
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Smiley Jo

TRIBE Member
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by t-boy:
when the locksmith comes over, take off the towel, flash what yo mama gave ya, suck him off and snowball your roommate with the locksmith's cum
</font>
How rude.

Teens, act as though you are going to totally embarrass him until he is at your mercy and pleading that he will do anything if you just be nice and help him out.

Then, take advantage later on!

(Like, make him serve you frozen Daquiris or something..)

Joanna
 

Decepta-Kyle

TRIBE Member
It only seemed natural. I mean, if there's no risk involved, the fun becomes less.
Unless, of course, you happen to have leiderhosen lying around then the fun never stops! Leiderhosen for life!!!! Bwahaha.

Agent Octoberfest
 
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