Please save the mini circles of paper from the puncher

[PosTMOd]

There is a charity that collects them, returns them to be recycled, and they give high colonics to poor people who can't afford a garden hose and clean running water.

It is the toxins in their bowels that are keeping these people on the streets. Many exacerbate their colonic toxicity by trying high colonics using piss, vinegar, and beer.

Please help. For every 60,000,000 little paper circles, a bum gets his ass sprayed out proper. That's a mere 20,000,000 sheets of paper, assuming three holes per sheet.

I know it might seem useless, but if we all pitch in together as a country, every 10 years, someone will get a proper ass spraying. Who knows, it could even be you!

 

[jebac]

i dont know about you guys, but im long overdue for a proper ass spraying...

-jebac

 

[mingster]

Originally posted by jebac
i dont know about you guys, but im long overdue for a proper ass spraying...

-jebac

how bout an ass pepper spraying? rocky needs one too.

 

[sweet_e]

LOL! too funny.

 

[JayIsBored]

timo, you're outrageous


ps. you can double the effectiveness of the charity by asking people to hole punch the other side of the paper.

 

[Chris]

Im dying over here, best thread ever!!!!!


shit, does this mean I can now throw out my 100,000 pop can tabs?

 

[R4V4G3D_SKU11S]

 

[PosTMOd]

By the way, the charity is called Holy Shit.

 

[Boss Hog]

are you that fucking bored or what?

 

[SENSEi]

Originally posted by jebac
i dont know about you guys, but im long overdue for a proper ass spraying...

-jebac

I don't know about you guys but I think PosTMOD needs to get over it already.

Dude, go outside.
Get some air.
Get laid, something.

Why does the world offend you so much?

 

[PosTMOd]

Originally posted by Boss Hog
are you that fucking bored or what?

A few weeks of unemployment, and every once in a while, I just come up with these amazing ways to cross-reference everything stupid in one post.

How can I get paid for this? Someone think of a fucking job that would utilize these apparently useless skills....

 

[~atp~]

Originally posted by SENSEi
I don't know about you guys but I think PosTMOD needs to get over it already.

And I think that ignorance needs an ass-kicking.

 

[jebac]

dude, if you had 10 cents for every time you wrote something funny/interesting, why, youd be slightly richer than you are now!

-jebac

yeah yeah i know, i wont quit my day job

 

[PosTMOd]

Originally posted by SENSEi
Why does the world offend you so much?

Must be the toxins in my colon. They have magical abilities. They can't even be seen by scientists.

Actually, I am not offended so much as amused at how fucking stupid the world is. I've been quite the jolly fellow the last couple of weeks since I lost my job.

 

[defazman]

It used to be fun in highschool to fill peoples pencil cases with those paper circles. If only I had known I could have contributed the equivalent of $0.07 towards such a worthy cause.

 

[Subsonic Chronic]

omg.

 

[Evil Dynovac]

I'm sorry, but it's funny.

 

[SlipperyPete]

we only use those 2-hole punches at my office.
i can't do the math for the volume calculation however.

 

[Lysistrata]

Originally posted by SENSEi
I don't know about you guys but I think PosTMOD needs to get over it already.

Dude, go outside.
Get some air.
Get laid, something.

Why does the world offend you so much?

becuase if you pay any attention the world is bloody fucking offensive?

 

[thom100]

Originally posted by PosTMOd
A few weeks of unemployment, and every once in a while, I just come up with these amazing ways to cross-reference everything stupid in one post.

How can I get paid for this? Someone think of a fucking job that would utilize these apparently useless skills....

become a writer for the Mike Bullard show.

 

[OTIS]

bauuahahahahahah

 

[MoFo]

I'm planning to make some art with those circles one day.
When I have time to punch them out in specific colours.

Maybe circle porn?

 

[Subsonic Chronic]

Originally posted by Evil Dynovac
I'm sorry, but it's funny.

'A' material for sure.

 

[PosTMOd]

Originally posted by thom100
become a writer for the Mike Bullard show.

I heard he is finally going off the air.

I could have made a killing, putting in like 10 minutes a day working on that garbage.

 

[Randwulf]

I'm a photocopier technician and I have a few customers who have finishers with 3 hole punch units. We empty them out when the punch unit counter reads 100k so that's about 300k punch holes. Instead of emptying the discs out into the garbage, I'll save them for you!