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Please help me MAKE CHANGE.

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by BigBadBaldy, Mar 7, 2002.

  1. BigBadBaldy

    BigBadBaldy TRIBE Member

    I have three dollars, and the streetcar is $2.25! I'm sorry I've been an asshole, but does someone have change? HELP ME.


    From the Committee of Not Taking ANYTHING Too Seriously (Especially Tribe). :rolleyes:
  2. Cheap Ego

    Cheap Ego TRIBE Member

    because I believe that everybody deserves a second chance, I will take your three dollars, and provide you with a token. This token will let you take the streetcar.

    Go now, my son.
  3. BigBadBaldy

    BigBadBaldy TRIBE Member



    The useless inanity of this thread can only be enhanced by letting you know that I'm clipping my nails RIGHT NOW.

  4. Klubmasta Will

    Klubmasta Will TRIBE Member

    that took courage brother. respect.

    *flips you a quarter*
  5. Adam Duke

    Adam Duke TRIBE Member

    Maybe it's a sign you should walk, you sack of fat!!!


    (notice how if I don't put a smiley emoticon, some people might take me seriously)
  6. BigBadBaldy

    BigBadBaldy TRIBE Member


    ..oh, wait. So.. you're NOT serious?


    Never mind.
  7. SlipperyPete

    SlipperyPete TRIBE Member


    You're all making baby jesus cry
  8. mingster

    mingster TRIBE Member

    Dude, you need to learn to make change for yourself.
    There isn't always gonna be someone there to do it for you, and eventually people are only gonna have bills left. See?

  9. Cheap Ego

    Cheap Ego TRIBE Member

    I don't agree with you on that one.

    It takes a big man to admit he needs help making change. Sometimes people start off on the wrong foot, and as a result, won't be able to break a five for the rest of their life.

    How right is that?
  10. sugar

    sugar TRIBE Member

    If you tell the streetcar driver that you don't have the correct change, if she's nice, she'll give you this little bitsy envelope with the TTC's address on it. That way you can mail in your fare when you have the correct change.
  11. sugar

    sugar TRIBE Member

    Or you could steal change from the homeless guy's cup.
  12. Booty Bits

    Booty Bits TRIBE Member

    change is for homos
  13. sugar

    sugar TRIBE Member

    Yeah Liz!

    Better yet, steal change from homeless homos!
  14. dlerium88

    dlerium88 TRIBE Member

    It's threads like these...

    that keep me coming back for more.

    Ritika <-- witless wonder
  15. BigBadBaldy

    BigBadBaldy TRIBE Member

    Why should the homoless be forced to deal with everyone's change crises? I'm homoless, for chrissakes, and lookit me! I CAN'T EVEN MAKE CHANGE FOR MYSELF~(breaks down sobbing).


    Jebus, someone get me a homo!
  16. Smiley Jo

    Smiley Jo TRIBE Member

    *tosses you a quarter*

    Hey, here's a quarter.
    Why don't you go downtown and have a rat knaw that thing off your face.
    A very good day to you.

    Joanna [​IMG]
  17. OTIS

    OTIS TRIBE Member

    Idunno why but that reminded me of a story where my friend who was a known shit distuber went to McDonalds and sat down beside a stranger who had an obvious growth on their neck.. like a very large mole.

    This friend then proceeded to take a chicken Mcnugget and placed the thing on his own neck in the exact spot where the stranger had his mole. So there he was, passivley antagonizing this dude who was sitting right beside him.. it was the funniest shit ever and certainly video worthy.
  18. Jazz

    Jazz TRIBE Member

    You should always carry an emergency token in your wallet for situations like these... my mommy taped one in my wallet for me when I was 15 and it's still there... i'm sure she would give you one to!
  19. Jeremy Jive

    Jeremy Jive TRIBE Member

    My mom wrote my name in my jockies. That way I won't forget who I am and I can find my underwear quickly and safely from a large pile of strange and unfamiliar underwear.

    jeremy -moms think of everything- jive
  20. Guest

    Guest Guest

    and hobos.

    Like windshield man.

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