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Please help me MAKE CHANGE.

BigBadBaldy

TRIBE Member
I have three dollars, and the streetcar is $2.25! I'm sorry I've been an asshole, but does someone have change? HELP ME.

BBB.

From the Committee of Not Taking ANYTHING Too Seriously (Especially Tribe). :rolleyes:
 

Cheap Ego

TRIBE Member
because I believe that everybody deserves a second chance, I will take your three dollars, and provide you with a token. This token will let you take the streetcar.

Go now, my son.
 

BigBadBaldy

TRIBE Member
HooraY?

BBB.

The useless inanity of this thread can only be enhanced by letting you know that I'm clipping my nails RIGHT NOW.

 

Adam Duke

TRIBE Member
Maybe it's a sign you should walk, you sack of fat!!!

@m.

(notice how if I don't put a smiley emoticon, some people might take me seriously)
 
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BigBadBaldy

TRIBE Member
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS YOU PIECE OF SHIT--

..oh, wait. So.. you're NOT serious?

BBB.

Never mind.
 

mingster

TRIBE Member
Dude, you need to learn to make change for yourself.
There isn't always gonna be someone there to do it for you, and eventually people are only gonna have bills left. See?

Ming.
 

Cheap Ego

TRIBE Member
I don't agree with you on that one.

It takes a big man to admit he needs help making change. Sometimes people start off on the wrong foot, and as a result, won't be able to break a five for the rest of their life.

How right is that?
 

sugar

TRIBE Member
If you tell the streetcar driver that you don't have the correct change, if she's nice, she'll give you this little bitsy envelope with the TTC's address on it. That way you can mail in your fare when you have the correct change.
 
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BigBadBaldy

TRIBE Member
Why should the homoless be forced to deal with everyone's change crises? I'm homoless, for chrissakes, and lookit me! I CAN'T EVEN MAKE CHANGE FOR MYSELF~(breaks down sobbing).

BBB.

Jebus, someone get me a homo!
 
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Smiley Jo

TRIBE Member
*tosses you a quarter*

Hey, here's a quarter.
Why don't you go downtown and have a rat knaw that thing off your face.
A very good day to you.

Joanna
 

OTIS

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Smiley Jo
*tosses you a quarter*

Hey, here's a quarter.
Why don't you go downtown and have a rat knaw that thing off your face.
A very good day to you.

Joanna
Idunno why but that reminded me of a story where my friend who was a known shit distuber went to McDonalds and sat down beside a stranger who had an obvious growth on their neck.. like a very large mole.

This friend then proceeded to take a chicken Mcnugget and placed the thing on his own neck in the exact spot where the stranger had his mole. So there he was, passivley antagonizing this dude who was sitting right beside him.. it was the funniest shit ever and certainly video worthy.
 

Jazz

TRIBE Member
You should always carry an emergency token in your wallet for situations like these... my mommy taped one in my wallet for me when I was 15 and it's still there... i'm sure she would give you one to!
 

Jeremy Jive

TRIBE Member
My mom wrote my name in my jockies. That way I won't forget who I am and I can find my underwear quickly and safely from a large pile of strange and unfamiliar underwear.

jeremy -moms think of everything- jive
 
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