Play a Game With JIB and KiX!!

[KiX]

As many of you already know, JIB and myself endured a severe heartbreak after learning that our moff-avourite, most esteemed band, The Moffats, broke up in a sad twist of mof-fate, thus rendering us ticketless and disheartened.... so we set out on a quest to find something.... anything.... to fill that moffat-shaped hole in our hearts.

What did we stumble upon? A 21 *cough* year old seductive temptress by the name of Pink. Her heart-wrenching ballads in the quest of love, happiness, and getting her party started renewed a spark in our hearts and a tingle in our pants that once only the Moffats had before.

$115 later, JIB and I have two tickets to her concert.

Join us now, would you, in counting down the days until this magical mystery tour of singing, sex and seduction....

And celebrate all of the material possessions we could have purchased had we not given our souls to Ticketmaster.

*************

Pink?

or

Sony Hi Fi Four Head VHS VCR?

=tina=

 

[KiX]

pink?

or

Garden Oasis 2 person love swing?

=tina=

 

[KiX]

Pink?

or

Four (4) Harley-Davidson Original Scooter Boards?

=tina=

 

[Trini]

take lots of drugs.

 

[KiX]

58 DAYS LEFT

=tina=

 

[KiX]

Originally posted by Trini
take lots of drugs.

Good idea, Captain Obvious.

=tina=

 

[MoFo]

I wanna go to Pink. I was just thinking the other night of how I'd like to get tickets to the concert.
JIB, can I just sit on your lap? I'll buy you pizza and over-priced beer?

 

[JayIsBored]

Originally posted by Trini
take lots of drugs.

thats the plan stan

 

[JayIsBored]

Originally posted by MoFo

can I just sit on your lap?

sunny there will be no sitting during this concert of epic proportions

 

[KiX]

Pink?

or

An 8-ball of ketamine?

=tina=

 

[KiX]

Originally posted by JayIsBored


sunny there will be no sitting during this concert of epic proportions

Correction: There will be no sitting unless it's me on Pink's face.

=tina=

 

[JayIsBored]

hahaa

pink


or



1/3 the cost of

yamaha cdr?...never used to burn pink songs of course

 

[KiX]

Pink?

or

Paul Oakenfold??

=tina=

 

[Jazz]

Originally posted by KiX


Correction: There will be no sitting unless it's me on Pink's face.

=tina=

 

[JayIsBored]

pink

or

approx. 6 breathe friday nights at system? (providing you get there b4 12am)

 

[deep]

Originally posted by JayIsBored
hahaa

pink


or



1/3 the cost of

yamaha cdr?...never used to burn pink songs of course

have you picked up a burner yet dude?

 

[KiX]

Pink??

or

One Martha Stewart's Fresh Fruit Fondue Gift Hamper

AND

A Trio of Martha Stewart diminutive Tin Butterfly Cookie Cutters??

=tina=

 

[KiX]

Pink??

OR

Originally posted by deep


I am willing to sell my body for $115.

A night of hot sex with Deep?

=tina=

 

[MoFo]

Originally posted by KiX
Pink?

or

Paul Oakenfold??

=tina=

That's funny cuz Paul Oakenfold is dead, isn't he?

 

[deep]

Originally posted by KiX
Pink??

OR



A night of hot sex with Deep?

=tina=

You're 114.75 over my going price, so thank you for the compliment

 

[MoFo]

^^^
SOLD.

"Is that a roll of quarters in your pants are you just happy you got a deal?"

 

[MoFo]

Deep's cheap.

 

[deep]

a cheap dirty slut yes

but I fuck like a rabid robot on steroids

 

[MoFo]

See,Deep? We might fight with the vocabulary of a Jerry Spinger guest but I'll still give you a hummer.

 

[JayIsBored]

Originally posted by MoFo


That's funny cuz Paul Oakenfold is dead, isn't he?

no


Pink


or

1 hour of private tango lessons with roxana and fabian