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Perspective on life according to George Costanza:

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by Bumbaclat, Jan 25, 2002.

  1. Bumbaclat

    Bumbaclat TRIBE Member

    "The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

    You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!! Amen"

  2. deep

    deep TRIBE Member

    George Carlin
  3. JayIsBored

    JayIsBored TRIBE Member


  4. KiFe

    KiFe TRIBE Member


  5. CC

    CC TRIBE Member

    that is the best thing i ever heard. why can't life be like that? why does it have to go down hill?

  6. Persephone

    Persephone TRIBE Member

    I couldn't agree more...I guess Geroge Costanza isn't as much of an idiot as I thought he was...
  7. deep

    deep TRIBE Member

    repeat, george carlin, not costanza, said that
  8. air-bag

    air-bag TRIBE Member

    he got 85 on his IQ test [​IMG]
  9. JayIsBored

    JayIsBored TRIBE Member

    he should have obstained from sex
  10. JayIsBored

    JayIsBored TRIBE Member

    err abstained rather...just so you can't make fun of my error dan [​IMG]
  11. Bumbaclat

    Bumbaclat TRIBE Member

    my bad, I should have checked my sources. It was sent to me as George Costanza.

    I read one of George Carlin's books, extremely jaded and funny.

  12. LivingRoomPornstar

    LivingRoomPornstar TRIBE Member


    soooo close!

  13. deep

    deep TRIBE Member

    no worries bro
  14. JayIsBored

    JayIsBored TRIBE Member

    oh he better worry!!!

    george doesn't take well to misrepresentation
  15. deep

    deep TRIBE Member

    yes, george never misrepresents facts
  16. vench

    vench TRIBE Promoter

    what was the middle thing?

    vench <---loves Carlin's Dirty Little Words routine.....

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