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Perspective on life according to George Costanza:

Bumbaclat

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"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!! Amen"


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KiFe

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HAHA GOLD!

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CC

TRIBE Member
that is the best thing i ever heard. why can't life be like that? why does it have to go down hill?

CC
 
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Bumbaclat

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by deep:
repeat, george carlin, not costanza, said that</font>

my bad, I should have checked my sources. It was sent to me as George Costanza.

I read one of George Carlin's books, extremely jaded and funny.

Bumbaclat
 

deep

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Bumbaclat:
my bad, I should have checked my sources. It was sent to me as George Costanza.</font>

no worries bro
 

deep

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by JayIsBored:
george doesn't take well to misrepresentation</font>

yes, george never misrepresents facts
 
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