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Perspective on life according to George Carlin

JayIsBored

TRIBE Member
"So I started to walk into the water. I won't lie to you boys, I was terrified! But I pressed on and as I made my way passed the breakers a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things but I tell you Jerry at that moment I was a marine biologist!... The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli! I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said, "Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!

Mammal

Whatever...then from out of nowhere a huge title wave lifted me like a quark and I found myself on top of him face to face with the blow-hole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and pulled out the obstruction..."
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by JayIsBored:
it was all in the timing. deep got it..thats all that matters

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I got it too, I just don't like sienfeld.

From the Ministry of whiny geeks

Prime Minister Highsteppa
 
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Evil Dynovac

TRIBE Member
"... And have you every noticed how shitty OTHER people's stuff is? How come their stuff is shit and YOUR shit is STUFF?"

JayIsGit
 
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