People shit.

[PosTMOd]

Indeed, they do. And with that expression the human species is defined.

We all shit. We all know it. But we're not quite comfortable with it.

We shit. It's our very essence, since we all do it.

We shit. Shit, shit, shit.

 

[vench]

poo?

vench

 

[SUNKIST]

Originally posted by PosTMOd
But we're not quite comfortable with it.

I am

 

[~Bakes~]

Plop!

Shit ,everyboy pinches a loaf sometime. Especially after Taco Bell.


Yo quiero taco bell?

 

[PosTMOd]

Re: Re: People shit.

Originally posted by SUNKIST
I am

By "admitting" that, you just made someone uncomfortable.

Not me. I like to shit. Right after sleep, it's my favourite automated function.

 

[Mr_Furious]

has anyone ever had an enema before?

apparently lots of people in hollywood are doing it. Are there any beneficial purposes?

 

[SUNKIST]

whats thew big deal? when you say "hold, on, im just going to the washroom,"...you may as well state "im taking a poo"-so people dont wonder whats taking so long. its just common courtousy (sp?) is all.

 

[JayIsBored]

what is it about showers that triggers the shit function?


brb

 

[~Bakes~]

Morning Plop

I'm not uncomfortable with it in anyway. Everytime I wake up I take a Poo before I begin my day. I guess you can say it's a ritual or tradition at the least.

easy

 

[SUNKIST]

Originally posted by JayIsBored
what is it about showers that triggers the shit function?


brb

haha. eww. its much different than peeing in the shower.

 

[AdamAnt]

While enemas might be the 'in thing' to be doing in whatever circles, it's proven that it isn't necessary. Just a bunch of fucking water up your ass right?

 

[JayIsBored]

you know what i mean!!!

 

[Wunderbar]

in it comes out it goes
where it travels
no one knows

 

[~Bakes~]

Originally posted by JayIsBored
what is it about showers that triggers the shit function?


brb

NOW THAT'S ORIGINAL , LMAO!!!!

 

[PosTMOd]

Originally posted by Mr_Furious
has anyone ever had an enema before?

Your either with or, or against us... which is it, friend or enema?

Hey, is there such a thing as a friendly enema?

 

[JayIsBored]

Originally posted by AdamAnt
While enemas might be the 'in thing' to be doing in whatever circles, it's proven that it isn't necessary. Just a bunch of fucking water up your ass right?

you wouldnt believe how much 'crap' accumulates in your digestive system over the years. especially with the garbage we consume...

 

[~Bakes~]

Originally posted by PosTMOd


Your either with or, or against us... which is it, friend or enema?

Hey, is there such a thing as a friendly enema? [/QUOTE

OOOHH MAN THIS TOO MUCH, LMAO!!!!

 

[vinder]

Originally posted by SUNKIST
whats thew big deal? when you say "hold, on, im just going to the washroom,"...you may as well state "im taking a poo"-so people dont wonder whats taking so long. its just common courtousy (sp?) is all.

NO. just say you're going to the bathroom. saying what you'll be doing in there leads to mental pictures which AREN'T necessary.

 

[PosTMOd]

Originally posted by JayIsBored
you wouldnt believe how much 'crap' accumulates in your digestive system over the years. especially with the garbage we consume...

Diverticula are formed when food moves too slowly through the digestive system... shit gets squeezed through the muscle of the intestines, and little balloons of shit and whatnot hold in the shit and whatnot for years until they rupture or become cancerous.

Don't eat too much meat. Eat more vegetables. Simple solution, but who cares?

 

[vench]

Originally posted by Mr_Furious
has anyone ever had an enema before?

"This town needs an enema!!"

vench

 

[PosTMOd]

Originally posted by vinder
NO. just say you're going to the bathroom. saying what you'll be doing in there leads to mental pictures which AREN'T necessary.

Whether you get a mental picture or not, people shit.

 

[dj_jake_the_snake]

Originally posted by PosTMOd
Indeed, they do. And with that expression the human species is defined.

We all shit. We all know it. But we're not quite comfortable with it.

We shit. It's our very essence, since we all do it.

We shit. Shit, shit, shit.

You have the soul of human kind in your fingertips. Or perhaps something else.. :b

 

[Guest]

Timo, did Jesus shit?

 

[PosTMOd]

Originally posted by Tearer
Timo, did Jesus shit?

This is a question that scholars have been trying to find the answer to for years. Here's what they've found:

A) buddies shit
B) christ is our buddy

Thus, Jesus shat. And ate it, and then spouted it.

 

[JayIsBored]

those marks on the shroud of turan aint chocolate