paternity

[tayo]

say a man and a woman conceived a child, but when the woman gave birth ... the man denied he was the father !!!

could he really just walk away scott free? Or is there some kind of legal statute requiring him to prove he is NOT the father?

 

[PosTMOd]

yes

 

[Yourmamas]

A friend of mine started paying after 6 years. They caught him eventually.

 

[Deus]

If the mother doesn't care that the father walks away. If the mother does care and points out who the fater was, but the father disagrees then he has to (dis)prove it. DNA test should be pretty accurate.

 

[tayo]

i'm a girl and i'm offspring-free

i was just wondering

so how could they prove he is the father? they can't force anyone to take a paternity test, right?

 

[Boss Hog]

DNA

<-- been there.

 

[PosTMOd]

If the kid is old enough to talk, there is a four-question test that determines paternity.

Just ask for The Bastard Test.

 

[PosTMOd]

Originally posted by Boss Hog
DNA

<-- been there.

Dude, I highly doubt you even know what DNA is

 

[Boss Hog]

 

[Dr. Grinch]

Originally posted by tayo
i'm a girl and i'm offspring-free

A/S/L?

 

[graham]

Originally posted by tayo
i'm a girl and i'm offspring-free

i was just wondering

so how could they prove he is the father? they can't force anyone to take a paternity test, right?

it's as if you've never seen an episode of CSI, or CSI Miami

 

[tayo]

well i thought you couldn't legally force anyone to surrender their DNA for testing. when there is a murder they go around asking suspects to voluntarily submit to dna testing.
so basically, if someone accuses you of fathering their baby, you either have to raise the kid or give up your dna? your valuable dna? because that would make a good movie. where they steal a guys dna.

 

[graham]

or where he throws out a can of pop, or a hair in the garbage

or blood stains at a brutal homocide

 

[PosTMOd]

I want to be a DNA thief if I grow up.

 

[tayo]

pancakes remember

 

[graham]

fuck, back in 30 min.

 

[ila]

Originally posted by tayo
your valuable dna? because that would make a good movie. where they steal a guys dna.

lol

all it takes is a mouth swab.

 

[quantumize]

Originally posted by mr tall
fuck, back in 30 min.

i'll take a short stack if you have time





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