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Paris and Nicki are in town?

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MoFo

TRIBE Member
I have a hard time believing this so I'm going to get some confirmation from all you starfuckers out there.

Some guy who's interested in me supposedly met them last night in the Village and wanted to plan a brown-themed night on the town with the sisters. Another friend just messaged me to tell me to call that guy because it really did happen.

Now this could be two things:

a fucked-up ploy to get me to call the guy that's interested in me.

or a fucked-up ploy to get me to make a connection with the Hilton sisters so his dreams of a brown-themed night on the town could happen.

Now, all I wanna know is: has anyone spotted them around town? I thought I saw her Manolo's scrunched up on the floor of a bathroom stall at some bar but it turned out to be some other cocksucking, money-grubbing slut.
Hm.
 
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M

MoFo

TRIBE Member
I really don't get it. Supposedly, we're meeting the Hilton's next weekend to have a hedonistic romp around town.

They got Paris' number!

I'm debating cuz I really wanna spill a drink on her.
 
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jason klaps

TRIBE Member
Ms Hilton

Oh my lookie there
Stone-cold foxy platinum hair
Short skirt, barely there
Make a chick wanna hate, make a boy wanna stare

Ms Hilton you must be worth a trillion bucks
Get the feelin that you don’t really give a fuck
Ms Hilton I like the way you push and glide
Rollerskates on a social butterfly

Breeze by velvet ropes
Ski this town like a bunny slope
Oh my there she goes
Long money girl in her short money clothes

Ms Hilton you must be worth a trillion bucks
Was it you with your bunny all up in the club
Ms Hilton I like the way you push and glide
Rollerskates on a social butterfly

Ms Hilton you must be worth a trillion bucks
Get the feelin that you don’t really give a fuck
Ms Hilton I like the way you push and glide
Rollerskates on a social butterfly
Ms Hilton you must be worth a trillion bucks
Was it you with your bunny all up in the club
Ms Hilton I like the way you push and glide
Rollerskates on a social butterfly
Ms. Hilton
Ms. Hilton
Ms. Hilton
 
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M

MoFo

TRIBE Member
Hmmm.. I think it's a hoax. A friend just said "why would they be here till next weekend?" Very true.
 
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fishbulb

TRIBE Member
This thread is just a fucked-up hoax ploy to tell the people of tribe you have a cowboy interested in you.
 
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M

MoFo

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by basic
This might get you famous, Sunny!
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It might. Who knows. But what I'd like to do is make the headlines for pissing into Paris' martini. Now THAT would be awesome.
 
M

MoFo

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by fishbulb
This thread is just a fucked-up hoax ploy to tell the people of tribe you have a cowboy interested in you.
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Jay, if you ONLY knew...
He's certainly not a cowboy, I'll tell you that.
He's quite the character.
 
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litespeed

Well-Known TRIBEr
what would they be doing in Toronto... and for over a week at that. I think your freind is having some fun with you sunny.
 
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