Originally posted by Evil Dynovac He remains in there still giving blowjobs to anyone who fucks the tumour. Grandpa has grown to like it and he uses the money earned to suppliment his perscription meds allowance.
At some point the tumour may in fact grow to such an extent that it could outweigh your grandfather. If at this point he had it removed, I contest that instead of performing a Lumpectomy, the Doctors would actually be performing an old-man-ectomy. i.e. removing the old man from the cyst as opposed to the other way around.
your Grandpa should start making Porno films.There would be a big audience for freakish-fucked up things like that. Tom Green Would be all over this shit. Licking the tumor. Probably giving the hobo's blowjobs before insertion.
What a cool story.
One question: Would the tumor contract STD's? I'm sure some of the hobo's have rancid Herpies, syphills, etc.