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OOO replies (office humour)

I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to
get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

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I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.

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You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

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Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed
so that I may be promoted to management.

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I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me
until I return from holiday on 06/07. Please be patient and your mail
will be deleted in the order it was received.

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Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for the
first ten words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message.

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Thank you for your message, which has been added to an email queuing
system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a
reply in approximately 19 weeks and 3 days.

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Please reply to this email so I will know that you got this message.

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I am on holiday. Your email has been deleted.

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Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC
for my response.

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I've run away to join a different circus.

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I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.
When I return, please refer to me as ‘Janice’ instead of 'James'
 

ndrwrld

TRIBE Member
Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed
so that I may be promoted to management.

simply the best.
 
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