Originally posted by freshest1
Guy #1: Yeah man, she's kind of a hippie. I mean, her name is Maple.
Guy #2: Maple? You should tap that shit.
Originally posted by Eclectic
Cashier in Jack's 99 Cent store: Here's your change, 62-cents
Woman: But I just gave you $62, and since everything here costs $1, how come you're giving me 62 cents back?
Cashier: Everything here is 99-cents