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OMG this is awesome!.... Vincent Gallo is out dating again!

vveerrgg

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Oh my god... this is priceless! Like really..... this guy is crazy. I mean I saw Buffalo 66 and it was fuct up but interesting... but this is priceless! the guy has to be crazy.

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VINCENT GALLO evenings, weekends escort.

wish, dream or fantasy with VINCENT GALLO, ladies only


Have you ever watched a movie and fallen in love with one of the actors? The way they looked or a character they played? Afterwards you thought of them over and over. Daydreaming, imagining things, sexy things. When I was very young I was madly in love with Tuesday Weld and Charlotte Rampling. On my 14th birthday I went to see the film Rolling Thunder and had my biggest crush of all on the actress Linda Haynes. I wished and wished and wished everyday that I could meet all these girls. I thought of a lot of sexy things with Susan Blakely after seeing her in Lords of Flatbush. In my mind I could do with her anything I wanted to do. So believe me, I know and understand what it's like to wish and dream about spending time with a movie star. Doing things that couples do. Couples in love. At least couples where the guy is hot and knows how to handle a chick.

I, Vincent Gallo, star of such classics as Buffalo 66 and The Brown Bunny have decided to make myself available to all women. All women who can afford me, that is. For the modest fee of $50,000 plus expenses, I can fulfill the wish, dream, or fantasy of any naturally born female. The fee covers one evening with Vincent Gallo. For those who wish to enjoy my company for a weekend, the fee is increased to a mere $100,000. Heavy set, older, red heads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill. No real female will be refused. However, I highly frown upon any male having even the slightest momentary thought or wish that they could ever become my client. No way Jose. However, female couples of the lesbian persuasion can enjoy a Vincent Gallo evening together for $100,000. $200,000 buys the lesbos a weekend. A weekend that will have them second-guessing.

I am willing to travel worldwide to accommodate clients. However, travel days are billed at $50,000 per plus all premium flight fees. Scanning for STD's is required as is bathing and grooming prior to our encounter. Detailed photos of potential clients also required prior. An extra fee for security to protect me is charged on top of the fantasy fee. Security fees will vary depending on the details of an encounter and how much security I will need.

Potential clients are advised to screen the controversial scene from The Brown Bunny to be sure for themselves that they can fully accommodate all of me. Clients who have doubt may want to test themselves with an unusually thick and large prosthetic prior to meeting me. You may be surprised just how much you can handle and how good it feels.

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kmac

TRIBE Member
If you make me look bad, I'll kill you right in front of my mom and dad - and I won't ever talk to you again in my whole life.
 

MoFo

TRIBE Member
I met him at a movie premiere and he is one of the shortest, thinnest and most interesting people I have ever seen.

His legs were so skinny, I was scared. And paired with size 12 red leather shoes, he looked like the fucking coolest mofo ever.

Though I would not date him as I find his music totally pretentious.
I'd drink scotch with him though.
 

terrawrist III

TRIBE Member
kmac said:
If you make me look bad, I'll kill you right in front of my mom and dad - and I won't ever talk to you again in my whole life.
LOL...some great dialogue throughout

hard to believe but my pet name for an ex g/f was actually goon...I used to say shit like " ahh cmon...are you being goon on me...don't be goon" and the response was either " yeah I'm sorry...I'm being goon tonight" or " I'm not goon!!"...considering we both knew the meaning intended in the film it surprisingly stuck:D
 
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kmac

TRIBE Member
MoFo said:
I met him at a movie premiere and he is one of the shortest, thinnest and most interesting people I have ever seen.

His legs were so skinny, I was scared. And paired with size 12 red leather shoes, he looked like the fucking coolest mofo ever.

Lucky! He is so dirty hot.

 
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PRIMAL

TRIBE Member
i'd never ever pay money to go on a date with him

i wouldn't even pay for meal at mcdonalds with him

LOL @ lesbian weekend! i'm sure the lesbians will be lining up
 

MoFo

TRIBE Member
He'd definitely have more replies if he had included art fags.

Fuck, for $500, I'll let him come on my belly as long as he pays for dinner and we can do coke in a booth at Nobu.
Just so I can take photographs of it and put it in my show.

Elton John would buy those photographs for sure.
 
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MoFo

TRIBE Member
The Reunion Tour!

We'll let Juliette Lewis to come along too. And we'll go to John Waters' place for pre-drinks, stop off at Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's loft to pick up drugs from their dealer, go shopping for new suits at Dolce and Gabbana and then start our night in the Bronx.

Gregg Araki can film it all and enter it into short film festivals.

Man, this is getting better and better.. Maybe I should use the money I was saving up for Europe for a night with Vincent Gallo.

MY GOD, MY ART FAG MOLECULES ARE SHAKING!
 
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acheron

TRIBE Member
Dude convinced Chloe Sevigny to give him a hummer on camera in The Brown Bunny. Classic moment of directorial hubris if you ask me.

"Roger Ebert called the film "the worst in the history of Cannes" to which Vincent Gallo responded that Ebert was a "fat pig with the physique of a slave trader". Ebert paraphrased a remark of Winston Churchill and responded that "although I am fat, one day I will be thin, but Mr. Gallo will still have been the director of 'Brown Bunny'". Gallo then put a "hex" on Ebert's colon, to which Ebert responded that "even my colonoscopy was more entertaining than his film".

If Ebert hated it, it must be good. Actually I've seen it and it's not bad.
 
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annec

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He looks too sketchy. Scrawny, dirty and sketchy. But he expects the ladies to bathe first? What about him???????
 
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