Office Space Quotes

[Big Cheese]

i just had to share.......

i've been laughing for the past 8 mins straight @ this quote and i figured some of you would have other ones... (laugh hard and count out 8 mins, your tummy gets sore after a while)


Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

Peter: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.

Peter: Well, not all chicks.

Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on me do.


shits n' giggles is all i can say


SHITS N' GIGGLES I TELL YOU

'G

 

[kuba]

one of the funniest movies.

Greg, if you liked Office Space, read "Working Class Zero". Matter of fact, I'll pass you the book when my friend is done with it.

CLASSIC.

 

[chipotle]

Ah, I thought you were going to say you had read a book jake.

 

[acheron]

http://ebaumsworld.com/officespace.html

soundboard for office space...

lundberg quotes, the works.

 

[JESuX]

*jumps up and down*

I bought a fish for my office and named him Lumberg!!!!
Lumberg also had a friend, Peter. Lumberg, unfortunately, ate Peter. I figured it was a somewhat appropriate passing.
The snail in the tank's name is Drew


"So, what happened?"
"We fixed the glitch"

"I thwear, if thomeone moves my dethk one more time, that'th it... I'm going to loothe it... I'll burn thith plathe down to the ground"


"Rrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiighttt..... Sooooo, I'm gonna have to getcha to go ahead and move your desk on down to storage space B.... Yeah.... Thaaaaaaaaaaaaanks..."


Jessica

 

[IgStar]

"Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care"

 

[H2Whoa]

What the fuck is PC Load Letter?

 

[djglobalkiller]

but i could put stricknine in the guacamole, .......i asked for a muai thai with no salt...no salt!!! i could take my travellers cheques to another resort!


i was looking outside and i saw some squirrels, and they were married............and then they switched from the swing to the b-line, and i was told that i could listen to my music at a resonable level. I could set the buidling on fire!!


this has to be the greatest movies of all time...i dont think any other corporate movie does justice to the way politics and the system works with corps!! i remember seeing it on the big screen on my first visit to colossuss in vaughnan!

 

[tobywan]

"Eh...Esc...Escuse me, but can I have my stapler back?"

 

[IgStar]

I love the fact that its Milton that pulls the ultimate move when all is said & done....gotta watch out for those "quiet types"

 

[tobywan]

Originally posted by Indian Girl
I love the fact that its Milton that pulls the ultimate move when all is said & done....gotta watch out for those "quiet types"

Beware the coke bottle glasses!!!

 

[IgStar]

Originally posted by MC Bias
Beware the coke bottle glasses!!!

exactly! its all a big facade!
fakers.

 

[BigCat]

What would you say you do here?

Look I already told you I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to, I have people skills. I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE CAN'T YOU UNDERSTANT THAT.....WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.

 

[tobywan]

"Did you get the memo about the cover sheet for the TPS reports?'

"Yeeeeeeeah...*sips coffee*....I'm gonna have to ask you to come in to work tomorrow...yeeeeah....and sunday as well...."

Notorious T.O.B'

 

[IgStar]

and that loser dude they work with
"I'm thinkin' about takin' that new chick from logistics, things goe well, I might be showing her my "oh" face. You know what I'm talkin' about..oh oh oh oh"

LOSER

 

[Skipper]

I think I'm gonna show her my 'o' face...you know, OH OH OH! (heh)

 

[Karim]

Best character in the movie. BRIAN. Hands down!

Peter: "Some day, I just wanna walk into initech and (points like he's holding a gun) dahdahdahdahdah"

Brian: (Pointing as if shooting back) Dahdahdahdah, hahahaha, so can I get you boys anything to nibble on, maybe some jalapeno poppers or extreme fajita's? "

Peter: "Just coffee"

Brian: "Ok, looks like somebody's got a case of the mondays!"


Karim

 

[Karim]

Michael Bolton: Hey Peter, wanna go for lunch?!

Peter: Brought mine in a pale, and besides, Joanna's coming by soon. So how are things over at penetrode?

Michael: Intertrode

Peter: ahhh right.


Karim

 

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