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office christmas parties

Stan

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so how many people have had office christmas parties? and hwo many people have gotten like really really fucken drunk?

holy shit

I know i'm going to pay for this tomorrow.

I don't even know how the hell i got home.

thank god for cab chits.

whoa the room is spinning.


cool.
 

Chubbs

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Your spelling is too good to have done anything truly regretful.

EDIT: Plus you answered your own question.
 

Stan

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it took me like 5 minutes to type that shit out because i'm a perfectionist. fuck i can't even be bothered with capitalization.

do you know how many tries it took me to spell the word 'even' correctly?

i think i'm just going to go to sleep right here.
 

Stan

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if i was just pretending to be drunk, my spelling would be worse.

who the fuck has an office party on a thursday anyway?

how the hell am i going to go to work tomorrow? i can't even get up to go to bed. i'm stuck in this chair.

i'm just going to keep talking to myself. don't mind me.
 
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Cri

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I am going to one on friday and one on Jan 5th!!!!!!!!! :D

but I've still been drunk the last two days in a row!! :p
 

Skipper

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My work is too cheap to have a Christmas party.
Yesterday, there was a "holiday reception" in the cafeteria...not even lunch, just little candies and squares.
 

futronic

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Originally posted by Cri
I am going to one on friday and one on Jan 5th!!!!!!!!! :D

but I've still been drunk the last two days in a row!! :p
Apparently the company you work for fails to realize that Christmas parties are really supposed to be *before* the 25th. Unless you live in some bizarro-backwards world. :p

-- Jay aka Fut
 

lucky1

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We had our Christmas party last Tuesday. And because it's government we had to pay for it. I had to right an exam so I showed up after dinner and din't have to pay. It was deadsville 'till I got there though. I think it has to do with the first three drinks I consumed in half an hour to de-stressify after writing a final. Then since I missed dinner the only food I had that night was a piece of fruitcake. Needless to say I was hammered, but being the alchee I am I didn't even really have much of a hangover.

Good times t hough.:D
 
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KillaLadY

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My company consists of... 5 people and I don't think we will have a Xmas party. :)

However, I went to my bfs, at Royal York Plaza Hotel... all you can drink, 7 course meal, holy fuck, was I drunk! :)
 

kmac

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I was reaaaaally, really bad at an office xmas party a few years ago. I don't want to get into the details because I'm still mortified. Thankfully, it was my boyfriend's office party and not mine. :p

But ever since then, I drink water in between drinks.
 

lucky1

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Don't worry Kmac

we've all been there at some point. ;) :)

My friend totally can't remember big chunks of the night from ours. He couldn't even remember what music was playing and he was dancing up to all the ladies.
 
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LivingRoomPornstar

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I killed as the MC for my christmas party.

I had 7 drinks before I even began, and once I got up there and got a few laughs, the rest was a breeze.

Its great to be able to tell your boss exactly what you think of him under the guise of a good joke.

Pictures to follow.

Dan
 

Subsonic Chronic

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Originally posted by LivingRoomPornstar
Its great to be able to tell your boss exactly what you think of him under the guise of a good joke.
*bends over and drops pants with picture of boss painted on the ass*

"I'm Mr. Burns, blah blah blah. Do this do that. Blah blah blah."
 
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mcbee

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my work decided to not have an office party...instead, we are donating the money they would have spent on a party to the Children's Wish Foundation. and we get an extra day off (jan 2) for free!

I'm happy with this, cuz giant office parties are stupid.

:)sarah
 

LivingRoomPornstar

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Originally posted by Subsonic Chronic
*bends over and drops pants with picture of boss painted on the ass*

"I'm Mr. Burns, blah blah blah. Do this do that. Blah blah blah."
hahaha, yeah I joked with coworkers before the party that this was to be the grand finale. :D

Dan
 

noodle

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We had two christmas parties: One company wide one, which was a drunken mess of a good time. Met lots of people from other departments and realised that the people in my department are a bunch fucking drunks...needless to say we all get along just fine.

We had a department one on Wednesday which consisted of an afternoon off work where we went skating at Nathan Phillips Sqaure and then went for lunch at Milstones (mmmmm Bellinis).

These parties made me realize that I work with a bunch of really cool people.
 

sugar

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We are having our Christmas lunch in and hour and a half! Yippee for yummy Italian food (and not from some nasty banquet hall) and lotsa red wine! I hope we get our bonus at lunch too.
 
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