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nocturnal emissions

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by Syntax Error, Aug 22, 2003.

  1. Syntax Error

    Syntax Error Well-Known TRIBEr

    i've never had them. does that make me wierd? i was always told in school that's it's something most young boys go through. am i alone in this?
  2. DaftPunky

    DaftPunky TRIBE Member

    yes, you are a freak.
  3. Swamper

    Swamper TRIBE Member

    Apparently only happens when u have much of your juice stored up...

    Sooo you must've been taking care of business (in one way or another)... :p
  4. shylock_one

    shylock_one TRIBE Member

    Are you sure you have a healthy sperm count? Maybe you should get that checked out first.
  5. Syntax Error

    Syntax Error Well-Known TRIBEr

    so i'm guessing you've had them.
  6. Suedehead

    Suedehead TRIBE Member

  7. Yourmamas

    Yourmamas TRIBE Member

    I had one when I was 22, and previously as well.

    I had been dating this girl for a while, and hadn't yet slammed her. I had this dream that I was ballin her on a table at Taco Bell.

    I shot my load.

    We were in her bed at the time.

    She didn't know til I told her.
  8. DaftPunky

    DaftPunky TRIBE Member

    Whaddya mean "had them"?
  9. Syntax Error

    Syntax Error Well-Known TRIBEr

    well i...umm...empty myself out on a regular basis. but it just seems wierd that i've NEVER had a wet dream.
  10. The Peej

    The Peej TRIBE Member

    If you started spanking it early enough... and spanked Often enough, then as was said before... you'd have nothing to release!

    I on the other hand, pee-d the bed well until the time I started Jake'n it!


    thank god those days are over!

  11. Syntax Error

    Syntax Error Well-Known TRIBEr

    had a wet dream. that's what i was talking about.
  12. Chris

    Chris Well-Known TRIBEr

    simply means you have yet to go through puberty
  13. DaftPunky

    DaftPunky TRIBE Member

    I'm sorry, I meant to/should have placed the emphasis on the word "had".

  14. Eclectic

    Eclectic TRIBE Member

    Hence the TRIBE nick?

  15. Syntax Error

    Syntax Error Well-Known TRIBEr

    Re: Re: nocturnal emissions

    it that when your cock gets bigger? cause i've been waitiong for that since i was 4.
  16. Scarlett

    Scarlett TRIBE Member

    i thought this was about farting in your sleep...
  17. Syntax Error

    Syntax Error Well-Known TRIBEr

    are you having one right now?
  18. DaftPunky

    DaftPunky TRIBE Member

    *squinting painfully*

    *concentrate man, concentrate!*


    *almost there....*



    ahhhh.... much better.... next orgasm @ 1:45.

    <--- can ejaculate at will.
  19. EyeSpy

    EyeSpy TRIBE Member

    Those days are over??? Lies.
  20. Soundstream

    Soundstream TRIBE Member

    I've had the exact same thing happen on two different occaissions (minus the Taco Bell portion ;)). Both were one night stands. It is kinda embarassing when you don't really know the girl. And both times I was not in my own place, so it is not like I had any other clothes to change into.

    I think I was able to hide it from them, but maybe they knew and just didn't say anything? I guess I'll never know.

    Cheers ... Ian :)
  21. LeoGirl

    LeoGirl TRIBE Member

    I thought you were talking about poofers in your sleep. :eek:

  22. Eccentric (LRG)

    Eccentric (LRG) TRIBE Member

    ahh Poofers ?
    wtf is a poofer ?
  23. LeoGirl

    LeoGirl TRIBE Member




    I didn't say farts cuz farts are funny and farts make me laugh out loud :D


    I'm such a dork today :p

    Being back to work is great even if it's only temporary :)
  24. PosTMOd

    PosTMOd Well-Known TRIBEr

    One time I had farts that smelled so bad they woke up my girlfriend.
  25. EyeSpy

    EyeSpy TRIBE Member

    My only responce is poor girl.

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