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Dear Stupid idiots,

A lot of you have been signing my guest book and saying that I don’t know anything about REAL ninjas. But that’s a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don’t know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some “code of honor”, just because you read Ching Chong’s guide to ninjas and codes and stuff. Yeah right! You shouldn’t believe everything you read. If by “code of honor”, you mean “code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet”, then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads", then you’re the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot. </font>


Snake-Eyes was ALWAYS my favorite G.I.Joe.

Although judging from that picture Sunny will be all over this thread in no time.
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yeah, the scripts are wicked. I like the careful plot development, the attention to detail, and the massive amounts of flipping out a guitar wailing
*watches james run off alone to raise arms against a group of deadly ninjas only to be decapitated mere moments later*

*points and laughs*
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by el presidente Highsteppa:
I am now posting on their message board.


yeah dude, be careful. Ninjas flip out on people for no reason.
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SlipperyPete:
yeah dude, be careful. Ninjas flip out on people for no reason.</font>

I'm wearing my cup

and I'm wearing a turtleneck

From the Ministry of taking precautions.

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. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by mystique0217:
this is so wrong.


You mean I can't believe everything on the internet??????!!!!
Name: Okambai (Homepage)
Country: Japan Date: Tue Jan 22 06:05:37 2002
Comment: We ninjas are a peaceful people who do not flip out, but rather, since the end our ancient violent days, have conformed to mainstream society. Our people do not appreciate the mocking of our culture or reference to our "biggest blackest boner alive." We would appreciate a link on your page to an actual historical site about ninjas. These, having conformed to mainstream society, many of us work a lawyers, teachers and choir boys (no molestation humor please). Please do not exploit our ferociou

Name: jason kelly (Homepage)
Country: zoltan Date: Tue Jan 22 05:58:50 2002
Comment: How does poop stay together you ask? In humans, soft poop is really one long, mostly continuous sausage before it comes out. It gets its "link" look because we tend to pinch off lengths of it with the anal sphincter as the poop emerges. If a person pinches hard enough, the poop separates into several turd units. If the person doesn't pinch that hard, the turds may stay connected. If you can remain sufficiently relaxed, you can produce an awesomely long poop that will coil up inside the toilet.

Name: Frank "impact" Ninja (Homepage)
Country: Ecuador Date: Tue Jan 22 05:58:28 2002
Comment: This site rules everything except produce websites. I was hiking in my local village yesterday and i saw a totally bad ass ninja kill this guy that looked like chuck norris, (although there was no positive id), and he totally went nuts on him. He chopped off all his fingers and toes and shoved them in his balloon knot, and then he kicked him in the ankle. It ruled.
much love to all the sweet ninja followers

Name: ninjas suck (Homepage)
Country: use Date: Tue Jan 22 05:54:43 2002
Comment: ninjas suck, u r a dumb loser who will never get any play.

Name: d s (Homepage)
Country: canada Date: Tue Jan 22 05:53:12 2002
Comment: fuck man, wicked. there are fuckin ninjas around everywhere here. im always having to bob n weave through piles of them on the way to the kitchen, the bus stop everywhere, as a matter of fact fuck here they covhsdlhvckgbhxfgngf

Name: nade.one (Homepage)
Country: Canada Date: Tue Jan 22 05:45:34 2002
Comment: man, you're site is totally sweet. you should make sister sites about midgets and have fan-fics about ninjas flipping out and wailing on guitars with midgets that pop like fifty boners and have lasers and everything...



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From the Message board:

Name: Michaelangelo(Ninja Turtle!!)
Subject: Ninja Training
Mon, Jan 21 2002 at 9:59 pm
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I could wail so hard on everyone's ass. I've been training ninja style like straight from the cradle. When I was 2 feet tall, Michaelangelo(ninja turtle) was my hero. I became expert gosu nun chuck user. One time I totally flipped out cus my cat wanted food and threw my nun chucks at its head. They wrapped around it and just kept spinning till they sawed off its head. Then I drank all it's blood and gained its agility and reflexes. When I was 3 feet tall, I threw a star at a bird and totally chopped it head off. I drank its blood and learned to fly. If anyone wants to dual, I'm waiting.
There can be only one with the ULTIMATE POWER!!!


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