New news: I want Loki the God of Sexiness!

[MoFo]

Muffin!

 

[Stormshadow]

Did ya ever think that nobody cares?

 

[Guest]

am I the flavour of the week?

 

[joey]

seems that way...

 

[PinkAngeL]

Can you leave any of the straight ones for girls Sunny?

 

[ThePlunger]

 

[Eclipze]

someone has spring fever

 

[MoFo]

Originally posted by Stormshadow
Did ya ever think that nobody cares?

Apparently, you do since you clicked on my thread.

 

[MoFo]

Originally posted by Loki God of Mischief
am I the flavour of the week?

For you Loki, we'll make it 2.

 

[MoFo]

Originally posted by PinkAngeL
Can you leave any of the straight ones for girls Sunny?

Oh, in that case:
JayIsBored
Kalemic
Kyfe
SlipperyPete
Jake the Snake
Joey
Finary
MC Bias
Che
Galactic Phantom
D. Code
Tearer
Horse
MBoy
Air-Bag
RJ45
and Plato,

I want you.

 

[Guest]

I feel like I'm in some bizarre love-polygon with 19 sides.

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Originally posted by MoFo


Oh, in that case:
JayIsBored
Kalemic
Kyfe
SlipperyPete
Jake the Snake
Joey
Finary
MC Bias
Che
Galactic Phantom
D. Code
Tearer
Horse
MBoy
Air-Bag
RJ45
and Plato,

I want you.

You forgot Kenny.

From the Ministry of Pr0nstar will be hurt

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[FunK_DoCta]

whore! have you no shame! (j/k)

Jon Jon

whoring it up in India!

 

[MBoy]

So far down the list! Sunny, I'm shocked!

 

[Guest]

I might see you at Thump tonight, I'm not sure if I'll recongnize you if you're not glued to some guy's ear.

 

[Stormshadow]

Originally posted by MoFo


Apparently, you do since you clicked on my thread.

No, I just wanted to ask you that question.

 

[JayIsBored]

and you came back again to see his reply

love is in the air

 

[Stormshadow]

I only have eyes for you.

 

[Rosey]

Originally posted by MoFo


Oh, in that case:
JayIsBored
Kalemic
Kyfe
SlipperyPete
Jake the Snake
Joey
Finary
MC Bias
Che
Galactic Phantom
D. Code
Tearer
Horse
MBoy
Air-Bag
RJ45
and Plato,

I want you.

*sniff* sunny, baby, i thought we had something? i thought we were going to get married. *boohoohoo*

 

[Plato]

i'm touched
yet not touched in the way you'd like to touch me


p[l]a+0

 

[SUNKIST]

eww sunny..i have some objections to some of those boys on your list...and you forgot Adam!

and Loki if you are at thump tonite i want to meet you. not in the same way sunny does..but none the less

 

[Deus]

This Sunny character is a pretty horny bastard

 

[MoFo]

Okay, let's set the record straight: (NO ONE GOT MY JOKE!)
Svet said to leave some STRAIGHT guys for the Tribe girls. So I listed those names. I was implying that the guys on the list are all gay or bi-trendy. HELLO!

Some I'm mocking, some I'm just randomly picking to hide the obvious ones, some I already made out with.

 

[Guest]

Why start trouble for yourself when you're going ot do a half ass job about it?

 

[MoFo]

Hey, I feel like causing some drama cuz I'm seeing some funny patterns and linkages in the names mentioned.

Of the list:

I've made out with 2.
I've kissed 4.
I've made out with 1 in his car.
I've been grabbed in the butt numerous times by 7.
I've heavily petted with 4.
I've slept completely naked with 2.
I've been to third base with 2.
I've had hardcore sexual activities with 1.
I've never even touched 3 (shaking hands and hugging doesn't count)
I've been propositioned to take x-rated pics of 3.
One shaves his balls.
One is the most well-endowed guy I've ever been with.
One has a really nice lap to sit on.
2 has sent me x-rated pics of themselves.
One has a really hairy ass but is still realy cute.
5 of them, I don't even really know at all.
One has snowballed before (not with me, gag).
5 of them, I think are in the closet.
One of them, their smell drives me fucking insane. As in, instant turn-on.
One wants to be blown by me in Banana Republic's changeroom (NO joke).

Let the guessing begin!
I'm sick of being the butt of everyone's jokes. It's my turn for some fun.