Nee goh hai The Chinglish Thread!

[MoFo]

Anybody here know how to gong Chinglish?

I'm bored at work so ngau seung yun day hung ngau gong yeh - ah...

Ee gah Tribe ho moon - ah.

 

[MoFo]

Ngau num mo yun sick gong Chinglish. Too bad yut wai ah Marcia wah jeh mm online anymore...

Maybe ah Kul-Kat hai do?
Or Keith? Nai hummai fong gung la?

 

[swenard]

ergkl;jbngljvn spadina eargoijhgr;oijknarga;ign young ar;ojkangr;lknarg;laknglp;ew system soundbar ;lserglhngre;ogplp; gun shot arg;lajgbn;lkawergjnhregv;erwkfjnewpfk; bye! bye!


Shawn<---- recognizes the occasional word on cfto!

 

[joey]

sunny, what am I saying?

bowk chin mal tol-e

 

[Mr_Furious]

sunny...you ain't nuthin but a lang jai

 

[SlipperyPete]

I'm a gwai-lo
can I play?

 

[Mr_Furious]

Originally posted by SlipperyPete
I'm a gwai-lo
can I play?

gay-lo

 

[da MiGHTy pLUm!]

hum gar chaan!
diu nei gor lo mo!



-ron!

 

[Stan]

Sick see, poke gai!

 

[twist]

Iam am mighty Gwai Lo you will fear my wrath.

 

[twist]

damn you pete they were calling me gwai lo in grade school I was one first fuck off and get your own derogatory name.

 

[SlipperyPete]

Originally posted by twist
damn you pete they were calling me gwai lo in grade school I was one first fuck off and get your own derogatory name.

crearly I posted it first. therefore the name berong to me.

 

[twist]

ya well they call me cornbread or dead man walkin in compton so suck panda prick.

 

[patio-d]

i beat you both.

check the tortilla flats thread in roll calls.

<<<< OG (original gwai-lo.)

 

[SUNKIST]

"is this the callback for that porn audition? i was a little nervous that day..."
"hi this is *somthing about Japenese telephones*we want you to be our spokesperson..do you want the job bad enough to hit yourself over the head with the phone?"
"*bang*hit*thump* Me ricky very much!...ohhh i hope i didnt offend you with that...i need this reaaaaally bad"

 

[kick]

www.engrish.com

 

[Guest]

Lay day gaw gaw do bean tai gah!!

 

[MoFo]

Keith, how come your Chinglish is the only one I can't understand?

 

[MoFo]

Originally posted by Mr_Furious


gay-lo

Ah Anderson tai, nai goh jai hai hung sing lune.

 

[MoFo]

Originally posted by da MiGHTy pLUm!
hum gar chaan!




-ron!

Ron, I was TOTALLY trying to figure out how to say "bastard" the other day. THANKS!

 

[orange richie]

Originally posted by kick
www.engrish.com

I don't know why but this sight is fuckin' funny!

Rickardo Belmiro de al Cruz...

 

[jus me]

Aiya!

Gno um sek gong, gong dong wa.

Gong yet di guo yu, and i'll be happy.

God, my phonetics are so bad.

 

[Pyrovitae]

lay hoy soyu! (i love this expression, but the cantonese guys who taught it to me got more turned on than offended.)

oooh seyung chai, methinks. that would hit the spot.

do je, dil lay, come again.

*muah*
~N <---jok singh (quai-girl)

(goes off to make her chai)

 

[da MiGHTy pLUm!]

Suddenly I have an urge to heui yum cha and sik dim sum....

-ron!

 

[Stan]

Natalie's fong pay smells like roses