My Job: Workfare for Retards

[PosTMOd]

Here, I am king.

Rich people who don't have the sack to tell their kids that they are retarded get them jobs here, where some of them emulate me.

I like walking around with my fly undone, and grunting really loudly while shitting.

 

[PosTMOd]

If I lived in the States, I'd go postal.

That'd learn 'em.

Instead, I fling poo.

 

[alexd]

if i were me, i'd fire the boss!

 

[MoFo]

Wow, a place where people with Down Syndrome can feel like working citizens. That's great.

 

[Boss Hog]

 

[PosTMOd]

Originally posted by MoFo
Wow, a place where people with Down Syndrome can feel like working citizens. That's great.

Except it makes me feel like ass.

That's great.

I didn't sign up to be a special ed teacher.

 

[Big Cheese]

ABBA DOOB BETTAH

PROMMISS...........


I BEED GOOOD

 

[Syntax Error]

on a related note: what ever happened to the tard blog?

 

[Mike Richards]

Originally posted by Boss Hog

Hehe

 

[mingster]

Originally posted by PosTMOd
Except it makes me feel like ass.

That's great.

I didn't sign up to be a special ed teacher.

have you also been teaching them how to be an asshole?

 

[defazman]

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man reigns king.

 

[SENSEi]

Originally posted by PosTMOd
Except it makes me feel like ass.

That's great.

I didn't sign up to be a special ed teacher.

Why does it make you feel like ass?

 

[Evil Dynovac]

I wouldn't be comfortable all day around retards either.

There, I said it.

 

[PosTMOd]

Originally posted by mingster
have you also been teaching them how to be an asshole?

No, but they are making me turn back into the asshole that I am trying no longer to be.

In an effort not to be an asshole, I am doing my usual introversion trick. Zero space is my goal.

Originally posted by Evil Dynovac
I wouldn't be comfortable all day around retards either.

There, I said it.

It's not really that I'm uncomfortable around retards, just that having them as bosses is fucking annoying and frustrating.

One day, I might just unleash the fucking fury. Of course, the words I use won't be understood by them, but I'm sure the message will come across just fine.

Parents who are not honest with their children ought to be shot. I went through most of my life thinking I was kind of stupid, and in the meantime, these dickwads think they are Einsteins, not understanding that their parents put 'em there in their positions, and it had nothing to do with their brains.