My Job Makes Me __________

[Lysistrata]

want to drive, in sequence, a set of Ginsu knives into my cerebral cortex.




You guys can do better than that. Finish the sentence your own way.

 

[SlipperyPete]

Originally posted by Lysistrata
want to drive, in sequence, a set of Ginsu knives into my cerebral cortex.

LOL. We can't beat that, so why even try.

 

[Adam]

I was sure your answer was going to be horny.

 

[Lysistrata]

Originally posted by Adam
I was sure your answer was going to be horny.

You haven't met my job.

 

[mingster]

...want to rip off everyone's legs and stuff them in a dumpster.

 

[Bass-Invader]

dude, ginsu knives are shit. they wouldn't even penetrate your head, the blades would just bend and snap - if they didn't rust to powder before they reached it.

 

[SlipperyPete]

Re: Re: My Job Makes Me __________

OK, I'll try;

My job makes me want to travel back in time and stop my co-workers' still pregnant mothers from smoking crack while pregnant with them.

 

[JayBrain]

... want to buy an apple computer.

 

[The Tesseract]

Originally posted by Lysistrata
want to drive, in sequence, a set of GLOBO knives into my cerebral cortex.

Ginsu's are terrible

 

[Lysistrata]

Originally posted by Bass-Invader
dude, ginsu knives are shit. they wouldn't even penetrate your head, the blades would just bend and snap - if they didn't rust to powder before they reached it.

FUUUUCK. My carefully thought out plan for self-annhiliation foiled by the low quality standards of modern mass production. Now I'm trapped in my suffering, trapped, TRAPPED.

 

[Ditto Much]

rethink my policy on not doing hard drugs

 

[Lysistrata]

Originally posted by Lysistrata
FUUUUCK. My carefully thought out plan for self-annhiliation foiled by the low quality standards of modern mass production. Now I'm trapped in my suffering, trapped, TRAPPED.

Edit: Globo, eh... thanks for the help. Can you order those from infomercials, cause I want that aspect implicit in my euthenasia.

 

[KillaLadY]

I just got a new job and I am loving it!

I can bring my Angel to work, I can come and leave whenever I want, I can work from home if I feel like it, I am going to Vegas in about a month, I can smoke a dubie with the owner, I am my own manager...

So I guess My Job Makes Me Confident At My Career Path...

 

[chooch]

My Job Makes Me

want to push the boredom out of here by showing up in a dominatrix outfit and whip the shit outta some of these pasty faced dullards in the boardroom, one at a time!

 

[Dr Funk MD]

My Job Makes me....

get out of bed when I don't want to.

 

[Skipper]

Originally posted by Bass-Invader
dude, ginsu knives are shit. they wouldn't even penetrate your head, the blades would just bend and snap - if they didn't rust to powder before they reached it.

She needs the miracle blade. IT CAN CUT THROUGH A STEEL TOED SHOE!

 

[Bass-Invader]

Originally posted by Lysistrata
FUUUUCK. My carefully thought out plan for self-annhiliation foiled by the low quality standards of modern mass production. Now I'm trapped in my suffering, trapped, TRAPPED.

me and my roomate's carefully thought out plans of eating steak were made difficult many times by the extreme crapulence of the knives. The handles break off sometimes too, good thing the blades could not cut whip cream.

 

[Hi i'm God]

Re: My Job Makes me....

...Kill my Inlaws that own it and reap the insurance policies.

 

[derek]

Originally posted by Lysistrata
FUUUUCK. My carefully thought out plan for self-annhiliation foiled by the low quality standards of modern mass production. Now I'm trapped in my suffering, trapped, TRAPPED.

you need the 3 man henckel for that

 

[stir-fry]

JUMP JUMP.. A DADDY MACK'LL MAKE YAH WANNA, JUMP JUMP

 

[The Tesseract]

Originally posted by derek
you need the 3 man henckel for that

What the fuck is a 3man henckel?



the Henckels logo has only 2 men.

Tip: When buying Henckels, don't touch the black labelled knives. They're made in Brazil, and aren't up to par with the German made knives (labelled in red).

Four Star all the way, btw.
Unless you can afford the Twin Collection.

 

[The Tesseract]

Sorry Lysis - you can only get Globo's from finer culinary stores.

 

[Lysistrata]

Originally posted by KillaLadY
I just got a new job and I am loving it!

I can bring my Angel to work, I can come and leave whenever I want, I can work from home if I feel like it, I am going to Vegas in about a month, I can smoke a dubie with the owner, I am my own manager...

So I guess My Job Makes Me Confident At My Career Path...

I hate you soooo much... flames, flames at the side of my face.

Is Angel a pet, or the name of your vibrator?

(As long as it's not your own personal Guardian Angel, in which case there really are flames at the side of my face.)

 

[KillaLadY]

Originally posted by Lysistrata
I hate you soooo much... flames, flames at the side of my face.

Is Angel a pet, or the name of your vibrator?

(As long as it's not your own personal Guardian Angel, in which case there really are flames at the side of my face.)

LOL

I love you too.
Believe me, the shit job that I had for 3 years, I don't wish it on my worst enemies.

Angel is my dog
You know what I just realised? None of my "toys" have names...

 

[Lysistrata]

Originally posted by The Tesseract
Sorry Lysis - you can only get Globo's from finer culinary stores.

I am NOT trying to die with dignity here!