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My Job Makes Me __________

Lysistrata

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want to drive, in sequence, a set of Ginsu knives into my cerebral cortex.




You guys can do better than that. Finish the sentence your own way.
 
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Bass-Invader

TRIBE Member
dude, ginsu knives are shit. they wouldn't even penetrate your head, the blades would just bend and snap - if they didn't rust to powder before they reached it.
 

SlipperyPete

TRIBE Member
Re: Re: My Job Makes Me __________

OK, I'll try;

My job makes me want to travel back in time and stop my co-workers' still pregnant mothers from smoking crack while pregnant with them.
 

Lysistrata

Well-Known TRIBEr
Originally posted by Bass-Invader
dude, ginsu knives are shit. they wouldn't even penetrate your head, the blades would just bend and snap - if they didn't rust to powder before they reached it.
FUUUUCK. My carefully thought out plan for self-annhiliation foiled by the low quality standards of modern mass production. Now I'm trapped in my suffering, trapped, TRAPPED.
 
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Lysistrata

Well-Known TRIBEr
Originally posted by Lysistrata
FUUUUCK. My carefully thought out plan for self-annhiliation foiled by the low quality standards of modern mass production. Now I'm trapped in my suffering, trapped, TRAPPED.
Edit: Globo, eh... thanks for the help. Can you order those from infomercials, cause I want that aspect implicit in my euthenasia.
 

KillaLadY

TRIBE Member
I just got a new job and I am loving it!

I can bring my Angel to work, I can come and leave whenever I want, I can work from home if I feel like it, I am going to Vegas in about a month, I can smoke a dubie with the owner, I am my own manager...

So I guess My Job Makes Me Confident At My Career Path...
 

chooch

TRIBE Member
My Job Makes Me

want to push the boredom out of here by showing up in a dominatrix outfit and whip the shit outta some of these pasty faced dullards in the boardroom, one at a time!
 
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Skipper

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Bass-Invader
dude, ginsu knives are shit. they wouldn't even penetrate your head, the blades would just bend and snap - if they didn't rust to powder before they reached it.
She needs the miracle blade. IT CAN CUT THROUGH A STEEL TOED SHOE!
 

Bass-Invader

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Lysistrata
FUUUUCK. My carefully thought out plan for self-annhiliation foiled by the low quality standards of modern mass production. Now I'm trapped in my suffering, trapped, TRAPPED.
me and my roomate's carefully thought out plans of eating steak were made difficult many times by the extreme crapulence of the knives. The handles break off sometimes too, good thing the blades could not cut whip cream.
 

derek

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Lysistrata
FUUUUCK. My carefully thought out plan for self-annhiliation foiled by the low quality standards of modern mass production. Now I'm trapped in my suffering, trapped, TRAPPED.
you need the 3 man henckel for that
 
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The Tesseract

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by derek
you need the 3 man henckel for that
What the fuck is a 3man henckel?



the Henckels logo has only 2 men.

Tip: When buying Henckels, don't touch the black labelled knives. They're made in Brazil, and aren't up to par with the German made knives (labelled in red).

Four Star all the way, btw.
Unless you can afford the Twin Collection.
 

Lysistrata

Well-Known TRIBEr
Originally posted by KillaLadY
I just got a new job and I am loving it!

I can bring my Angel to work, I can come and leave whenever I want, I can work from home if I feel like it, I am going to Vegas in about a month, I can smoke a dubie with the owner, I am my own manager...

So I guess My Job Makes Me Confident At My Career Path...
I hate you soooo much... flames, flames at the side of my face.

Is Angel a pet, or the name of your vibrator?

(As long as it's not your own personal Guardian Angel, in which case there really are flames at the side of my face.)
 

KillaLadY

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Lysistrata
I hate you soooo much... flames, flames at the side of my face.

Is Angel a pet, or the name of your vibrator?

(As long as it's not your own personal Guardian Angel, in which case there really are flames at the side of my face.)
LOL

I love you too.
Believe me, the shit job that I had for 3 years, I don't wish it on my worst enemies.

Angel is my dog :)
You know what I just realised? None of my "toys" have names...
 
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