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my horoscope said something terrible is going to happen to me.

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I was reading my horoscope in one of those supermarket tabloids, and said "beware of trucks". WTF is that? Horoscopes are always good things... always!
If that wasn't weird enough, today I was reading my horoscope and it said "be careful crossing the road on Saturday"

So it appears I'm supposed to be hit by a truck on Saturday. that sucks....
 
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I did a google search for "I'm going to be hit by a truck on saturday", and this is what came up



I think Osama and the Taliban are out to get me.
 
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Subsonic Chronic:
But then every other person under the same astrological sign as you is also facing an impending truck-related mishap?

Pete
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not necessarily.
The first one, was one of those ones where you have to take the number of letters in your name, subtract 4 is if it's under 7, and blah blah blah.....
 
Don't worry heaven.

I looked up my horoscope a while ago. It was one of the books that combined the chinese/western astro signs. It was fairly old (not one of those cheapo pocket things) and I had borrowed it from a co-worker who was totally into this type of stuff.

It said:

"Jan 16 year of the Rat. This is the worst astrological combination of signs to be born under."

Great. It then went on to explain that Rat-Caps are the meanest assholes on the face of the earth, and to avoid being around rat-caps at all costs.

WTF?

methinks the author of the book had an ex-husband who was born under this sign.
 
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Subsonic Chronic

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Open a Word document.
Type the words: "I'm going to be hit by a truck on Saturday".
Change font size to 36
Change font type to webdings.

Behold!



This can't be just a coincidence.

Actually... it looks more like you're going to get hit by a train riding your bike.


Pete
 

Smiley Jo

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Well I don't know about Horoscopes, but a little while back I got a fortune cookie message given to me that said:

Love is waiting for you.

It was right!


Joanna
 

Wunderbar

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Smiley Jo:
Well I don't know about Horoscopes, but a little while back I got a fortune cookie message given to me that said:

Love is waiting for you.

It was right!


Joanna
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^^Still the cutest in the business!

 

Rosey

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Subsonic Chronic:
Open a Word document.
Type the words: "I'm going to be hit by a truck on Saturday".
Change font size to 36
Change font type to webdings.

Behold!



This can't be just a coincidence.

Actually... it looks more like you're going to get hit by a train riding your bike.


Pete
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while on vacation. and the abulance that comes to get you is going to be hit by a second train which is then going to collide with a subway car.
 

Hi i'm God

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Chinese guy 1: "We are out of "You'll find happiness with a new love""

Chinese guy 2: "Open the "Stick wif your wife" Barrel"
 
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OTIS

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ~dazed~:



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But it clearly says party music,
so it can't be bad..

Besides.. the truck may be a metaphor for a good batch of weed.

-OTIS
 

Cheeka

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by daddyiwantchocolate:

It then went on to explain that Rat-Caps are the meanest assholes on the face of the earth, and to avoid being around rat-caps at all costs.
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haha - it's funny cause it's true
 
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