I'm trying to make him masterbate by showing him porn but no use, he wants a real pussy.
S Spikey TRIBE Member Jan 29, 2004 #1 I'm trying to make him masterbate by showing him porn but no use, he wants a real pussy.
P patri©k TRIBE Member Jan 29, 2004 #2 why don't you just jerk it off.... show him that it feels good. maybe even rub his balls with catnip first... get him all relaxed.
why don't you just jerk it off.... show him that it feels good. maybe even rub his balls with catnip first... get him all relaxed.
S squirrely TRIBE Member Jan 29, 2004 #4 he needs a nice stuffed animal to cozy up to. my schnauzer prefers large teddy bears.
E Eclectic TRIBE Member Jan 29, 2004 #6 Originally posted by PRIMAL You should anally penetrate him with a q-tip. Click to expand... Milk his prostate? (do cats even have prostates?)
Originally posted by PRIMAL You should anally penetrate him with a q-tip. Click to expand... Milk his prostate? (do cats even have prostates?)
