Hope this isn't a repeat.
The "Away" Person
This person is either saying "Hi I'm never here but I leave my MSN
on in the hope that SOMEONE will message me while I'm out so I
feel important" or they're saying "I'm here but I only want to talk to a privledged few people while everyone else thinks I'm NOT here". To
this person I ask:
Why are you a) so shallow or b) such a dick?
The "Away" Person part II
This person signs in and immediately switches their status to "Away"
EVERY time. To this person I ask: why do you sign into a chat
program designed to talk to your friends only to walk away from your
computer as soon as you sign in? Either you're incredibly retarded
and entirely miss the concept of internet instant messaging or you
are a huge asshole because you think you are too good to talk to
anyone.
The "Busy" person
This person has his/her status set to "Busy" more often than not and
when you try to talk to them they either don't respond or tell you
that they're "working on an essay/project/assignment" or whatever.
To this person I ask: If you are too busy to talk on MSN then why
are you signed in? The function of MSN IS TO CHAT with your
friends....there is no other excuse to have it on because it serves
no other purpose....so what you're really saying is not that you are
"too busy to talk" it's that you are "too busy to talk to ME or
anyone else but a select few people who you deem privledged
enough"...otherwise you'd shut it off so that you could do your
work. If that's the case then tell me and I'll understand which is
much better than the incinuation that you think I'm too retarded to
see that you have a "cool list" that I'm apparently not on.
The "Multiple sign inner"
This person signs in ever two seconds because of computer
difficulties. GET IT FIXED...it's fucking annoying.
The "Frequent Name Changer"
I can see changing your name to something cool when you hear it or
when something truly cool happens to you; but when every three
minutes you're changing your name during every song you hear on your
500 song Winamp playlist to some "deep" lyric is also really fucking
annoying
The "Chronic Complainer"
If you escape death in a car wreck, or overcome some scary disease
or have a wicked story then I probably want to hear about it. If
you have too much homework and the sniffles and change your MSN name
to whatever daily complaint you have, you can go fuck yourself. If
it's winter in Canada it is likely that A LOT of people are sick and
most with worse shit than you're complaining about. People with
cancer would give their right arms to have whatever you're bitching
about instead of what they have....and if you go to school and you
have too much work or just pulled and all nighter, BIG FUCKING
DEAL...EVERYONE has homework and EVERYONE has had to do an all
nighter at some point. These people I also call "Sympathy
Fishermen" because they complain about everything so someone will
say "ooh you poor thing how DO you mange to get by?". SUCK IT UP.
The only people I'd ask that question to are people fighting cancer
or starvation in 3rd world countries or kids who get every limb
blown off by bombs in war torn countries; NOT you and your curable
ailment...fuckin pussy
The "Vanishing Person"
This complaint is NA if the person is drunk or stoned. If you talk
to someone who is drunk and stoned this is to be expected...this
person gets up from their computer in mid conversation and forgets
about you....to this person I say: Get some manners and at least end
the conversation or tell them that you will be back...I mean this is
like putting the phone down in mid conversation and going to take a
shit without saying anything. Where did you people grow up?
The "Grammar Police"
This person feels the need to not only correct each spelling mistake
they make but to make fun of yours as well....fuck I didn't realize
I was writing an essay here, if you know what I mean then stop being
a first class loser and grow the fuck up. If you feel like
correcting every errant letter you write that's your perogative but
holy shit calm the fuck down when I do it.
This is all I can think of tonight but others include people who use
way too many abbreviations. Like, ttyl, lol, and lmfao are legit
but when you start getting into shit like hsiadaf to say "holy shit
I am as drunk as fuck" and expect people to know what you're saying
you're just weird....anyway, i started this but I bet it's nowhere
near finished so feel free to add to it and send it off....
The "Away" Person
This person is either saying "Hi I'm never here but I leave my MSN
on in the hope that SOMEONE will message me while I'm out so I
feel important" or they're saying "I'm here but I only want to talk to a privledged few people while everyone else thinks I'm NOT here". To
this person I ask:
Why are you a) so shallow or b) such a dick?
The "Away" Person part II
This person signs in and immediately switches their status to "Away"
EVERY time. To this person I ask: why do you sign into a chat
program designed to talk to your friends only to walk away from your
computer as soon as you sign in? Either you're incredibly retarded
and entirely miss the concept of internet instant messaging or you
are a huge asshole because you think you are too good to talk to
anyone.
The "Busy" person
This person has his/her status set to "Busy" more often than not and
when you try to talk to them they either don't respond or tell you
that they're "working on an essay/project/assignment" or whatever.
To this person I ask: If you are too busy to talk on MSN then why
are you signed in? The function of MSN IS TO CHAT with your
friends....there is no other excuse to have it on because it serves
no other purpose....so what you're really saying is not that you are
"too busy to talk" it's that you are "too busy to talk to ME or
anyone else but a select few people who you deem privledged
enough"...otherwise you'd shut it off so that you could do your
work. If that's the case then tell me and I'll understand which is
much better than the incinuation that you think I'm too retarded to
see that you have a "cool list" that I'm apparently not on.
The "Multiple sign inner"
This person signs in ever two seconds because of computer
difficulties. GET IT FIXED...it's fucking annoying.
The "Frequent Name Changer"
I can see changing your name to something cool when you hear it or
when something truly cool happens to you; but when every three
minutes you're changing your name during every song you hear on your
500 song Winamp playlist to some "deep" lyric is also really fucking
annoying
The "Chronic Complainer"
If you escape death in a car wreck, or overcome some scary disease
or have a wicked story then I probably want to hear about it. If
you have too much homework and the sniffles and change your MSN name
to whatever daily complaint you have, you can go fuck yourself. If
it's winter in Canada it is likely that A LOT of people are sick and
most with worse shit than you're complaining about. People with
cancer would give their right arms to have whatever you're bitching
about instead of what they have....and if you go to school and you
have too much work or just pulled and all nighter, BIG FUCKING
DEAL...EVERYONE has homework and EVERYONE has had to do an all
nighter at some point. These people I also call "Sympathy
Fishermen" because they complain about everything so someone will
say "ooh you poor thing how DO you mange to get by?". SUCK IT UP.
The only people I'd ask that question to are people fighting cancer
or starvation in 3rd world countries or kids who get every limb
blown off by bombs in war torn countries; NOT you and your curable
ailment...fuckin pussy
The "Vanishing Person"
This complaint is NA if the person is drunk or stoned. If you talk
to someone who is drunk and stoned this is to be expected...this
person gets up from their computer in mid conversation and forgets
about you....to this person I say: Get some manners and at least end
the conversation or tell them that you will be back...I mean this is
like putting the phone down in mid conversation and going to take a
shit without saying anything. Where did you people grow up?
The "Grammar Police"
This person feels the need to not only correct each spelling mistake
they make but to make fun of yours as well....fuck I didn't realize
I was writing an essay here, if you know what I mean then stop being
a first class loser and grow the fuck up. If you feel like
correcting every errant letter you write that's your perogative but
holy shit calm the fuck down when I do it.
This is all I can think of tonight but others include people who use
way too many abbreviations. Like, ttyl, lol, and lmfao are legit
but when you start getting into shit like hsiadaf to say "holy shit
I am as drunk as fuck" and expect people to know what you're saying
you're just weird....anyway, i started this but I bet it's nowhere
near finished so feel free to add to it and send it off....
