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MS Word formatting problems fucking piece of garbage

Boss Hog

TRIBE Member
I'm trying to insert graphics to a word sheet and it's saying the margins are off. On a print preview it shows my entire bottom section missing. Anyone have any idea what the problem could be? I've tried messing with margins, tabs and shit.

Word sucks for importing graphics. Bill Gates can eat a cock.
 

starr

TRIBE Member
your header/footer settings could be screwed up?

don't know, sorry....sometimes i'll just highlight the text and paste it into a new document

can work at times, other times it copies the original formatting too
 

Boss Hog

TRIBE Member
tried all those things.


I imported the graphics slightly larger and shrunk them. Maybe I'll try importing them and leaving them the same size. Not that it will make a difference with this piece of shit software.
 

PosTMOd

Well-Known TRIBEr
Check how the text is wrapped around the graphic box. I usually put it not to wrap, or it fucks things up completely.

Actually, I just don't use Word anymore, but that's really beside the point.
 
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labRat

TRIBE Member
try inserting the graphic between Carriage Returns, not at the end of the document.

ie. press <enter> a few times and then insert the graphic in the middle.
 

gollum

TRIBE Member
Try using anything not made by Microsoft...

I always have those problems with Word.

I wish there was a version of word that turned off all the automatic adjustments and let you do them by hand...

I want the fucking text indented here.... Not here you fucking program...
 

Boss Hog

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by mr tall
tape the insert to the page and photocopy the whole mess. Old school

for real, that's what it comes down to with SAC LA MERDE word.

labrat: nope.
 
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JESuX

TRIBE Member
try hitting "ignore" and sending it to print anyway.

i have to do this almost every day when I'm printing labels and fax transmittals.

printers and computers are teh gay.
 

diablo

TRIBE Member
I hate the auto formatting in MS Word.

It's like, "I FUCKING WANT IT THAT WAY, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" What's the point of spell check?
 

Boss Hog

TRIBE Member
tried both labrat

Jess did that, half the page prints off to the right and half of it is missing.

So on the monitor, the bottom is missing in a print preview, yet it prints skewed off to the right.

FUCK YOU Bill Gates.
 
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PosTMOd

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Originally posted by Boss Hog
tried both labrat

Jess did that, half the page prints off to the right and half of it is missing.

So on the monitor, the bottom is missing in a print preview, yet it prints skewed off to the right.

FUCK YOU Bill Gates.

Dude, it has to do with the text wrapping, trust me.
 

Boss Hog

TRIBE Member
Wow when are you two eloping.

I HAVE TRIED THAT MANUAL SHIT WHICH IS WHY I'M SO FRUSTRATED.

But thanks for the suggestions.
 

Boss Hog

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by PosTMOd
Dude, it has to do with the text wrapping, trust me.


this is what I've spent majority of time fucking around with and can't figure out what the problem is.
 

Sunshyne Jones

TRIBE Member
send me the file
and the graphic you want to insert
and i'll do it - if it can be done
and send it back to you
later this evening

pm me if you want to resort to this and i'll give you my email address
 

PosTMOd

Well-Known TRIBEr
Originally posted by Boss Hog
this is what I've spent majority of time fucking around with and can't figure out what the problem is.

Make it so there is not wrapping, format picture---> layout---> behind text.
 
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