Thanks deep - that was a hilarious read.
Particularly this part:
Faker: Hello, Teela.
Teela: Who are you?
Faker: He-Man, here to finally give in to our quasi-romantic relationship. Declothe immediately.
Teela: You're not He-Man. Your skin is blue.
Faker: Yes...its awfully chilly out today, Teela.
Teela: Your hair is orange.
Faker: I dyed it in a tribute to Halloween. Same with my sword.
Teela: You have robot buttons on your chest.
Faker: Its Darth Vader Day. Get with the spirit.
Teela: You don't sound the same as He-Man.
Faker: Well, I have a cold. I told you it was chilly.
Teela: And the purple underwear?
Faker: They have a cold too.
Oh man, I had snake mountain too. Fun on xmas day, each day after, not so much.