Guy took the ad down lol
Guy took the ad down lol
No, he just reposted it to be at the top of the page.Ah, boo.
Guy took the ad down lol
(worth about $5)GENERAL PUBLIC "TENDERNESS" RARE !!!
DJ ALERT !!
(worth about $3)RUN DMC 1.KING OF ROCK 2. ROCK BOX 12" RECORD OVER 25 YEARS OLD AND VERY RARE.
DJ ALERT !!!!
So rare there's 180+ copies (incl. various represses) available on Discogs, with a near mint original going for about $10.DJ RECORDS OLD SCHOOL AL-NAAFIYSH BY HASHIM 2 COPIES "RARE". OLD SCHOOL DJ'S KNOW THIS RECORD BY "IT'S TIME" VERY RARE 12" RECORDS ON ORIGINAL VINYL FROM CUTTING RECORDS.
ONCE IN A LIFETIME TO OWN 2 COPIES !!!! OVER 20 YEARS OLD NOW !!
I BOUGHT THESE RECORDS BRAND NEW FROM STARSOUND IN DOWNTOWN TORONTO BACK IN THE DAY.
IF YOUR A TRUE DJ THEN YOU WILL KNOW THESE RECORDS.
To the Slut from Dakota Tavern who slept with my boyfriend (in my bed) - m4w - 24 (Ossington Station)
You: Female, Short brown hair, kind of thick body, small boobs, unattractive
Me: Female, Long black hair, black leather jacket, arrived after a 5-hour flight home to see you naked in my bed with my boyfriend.
I hope you enjoyed soiling my brand new sheets and smoking your classy ass cigarettes in my non-smoking apartment.
I guess all the photographs of ME in the bedroom and around the house, not to mention the FEMALE SHIT EVERYWHERE in the room didn't tip you off that well, that was a girl's house.
But then again, you didn't seem so bright anyway, so I guess I can't really blame you.
Thank you for screwing me out of a month's worth of rent (just like you, my dirtbag boyfriend also got kicked out that morning and hasn't paid rent) and for being an overall whore.
P.S. You left your god awful ugly f**cking hipster shirt in my house. I gave it to a friendly homeless man yesterday. He loved it.
Location: Ossington Station
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
need to move a coffinI need to move a coffin-it is very heavy and cannot do it myself-looking for a person with a big truck-the coffin is nailed shut -the coffin was stored in my garage and I just need room-would like to take it to a wooded area to dump-will pay 50 dollars-please just keep this between us thanks
Sucker Wanted for Non-Paying ClientDate: 2011-12-07, 12:45AM EST
Reply to: email@example.com [Errors when replying to ads?]
Hey there Web Developers and Designers,
A well known and diversified international conglomerate mega huge corporation is looking for a web developer guru to be a part of the next big thing.
With more than 30 years in the internet business, proven track record and an unstoppable team of non English speaking foreign brick layers, we know and have done actual studies to prove that our experience combined together with your know how and web guru skill levels, will make our new social network for people without insoles who like mis-matching knee high socks, bigger than Facebook! Wouldn't you like to be a part of something that really shows other people what you have done? Don't you want to be rich and see your money come pouring in like buckets of Skittles from that commercial? If you said yes to any of these important questions, then keep reading!!
YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES INCLUDE:
- business plan development, build and assembly
- order-in food delivery management
- trash can collection and deployment once per week
- installation of illegal Photoshop and other Windows/MAC software
- occasionally sleeping in your desk chair
OUR REQUIREMENTS ARE
- diploma or degree from a well known school, preferably Harvard or M.I.T.
- over 5 years experience with walking small but relative house pets
- being fluent in these languages: ASP, PHP, DVD, MP3, and PHONES
- 5 references and bank statements from family and friends
- your own vehicle, to be re-configured as company car
- sleeping bag and fresh socks
- will pay in "IOU's or "Round 2 It's" until website ideas generate money
- once website generates income will offer 5% of one fifth the net profits
- credits and links on your portfolio from our company
So if you're interested give us a shout today!
The ABC Widget Corporation
8675309 Bogus Blvd
P.S. - People, these kinds of postings are a joke, I'm sorry but I'm not far off when I typed this up, that's the scary part. I have looked on Craigslist day in and day out for something worthy to reply to for months now, and I find almost next to nothing every time. I know that there are people out there that really want a great website, and that really want to work with great developers and designers...but these kind of jobs just have to stop. People are trying to take advantage of the fact that there is really no standard for what we do in regards to prices and quality etc., and no don't reply to me saying "well check out this agency, I use their prices" - they are just as crooked. Somewhere along the line it seems that radio and TV commercials that promote do it yourself websites for $59, and the kids overseas who use Microsoft Paint to produce their graphics, got seeded into what we have spent years trying to accomplish at school, at work and elsewhere.
Anyways, this is my website: thewebsiteguy.ca | All websites, all the time... - I think I am good at what I do.
If you visit my site and tell a couple people about it, I'll do the same for yours if you have one okay?
At least this way we may be able to covertly change the direction, or flow of idiots into the Toronto Craigslist stream?
I don't know, you don't have to visit my website, I just want this Craigslist to smarten up, I don't know, I'm tired of this crap.
Thanks for reading,
Compensation: $50,000 - $75,000
Telecommuting is ok.
This is a part-time job.
This is a contract job.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.