http://toronto.craigslist.org/mis/149867592.htmlWhere are all T.O.'s original ravers ? Where are all the old school at ? If you were at Exodus and Chemistry parties back in the day, please come back out of the fucking woodwork. Some of us old punters need the rest of you back. Come on for fuck's sake! If only for one good solid night, maybe Therapy on a Sunday night ? *sigh* Woe is me at the thought of never again spending a solid night of two-step grooving, are the days of sexy smooth dancing to be forever replaced by disjointed, vibrating robot styles ?
why not said:um, WTF?!
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Date: 2006-04-13, 11:30AM EDT
My name is Liz. I’m a mixed-media artist and I’m looking for an open-minded guy who will be willing to spend time with me in my apartment… with the possibility of becoming apart of my artwork down the road. There aren’t any relationship expectations between us per say… but if you could only be open-minded towards my art and lifestyle, then the house, which is as amazing and gorgeous as I am, would be yours to play in.
I have one large bedroom with bay-windows and a walk in closet available for May 1st. The price, non fiscal, includes hydro, internet (high speed) and telephone (for outgoing calls ONLY).
I'm a young liberal anti-fascist goth (bitch?) with jet black hair, a round ass and amazing tits.
The catch is that you have to be willing to live among my art. The apartment is large, two wings that meet at a central hub where our living-room and dining-room come together and lead into an elevated kitchen with hard wood flooring and exposed brick; also: an adjacent laundry-room. Your bright and cozy bathroom (the sun) is up a gnarly twisted spiral staircase made of funky rusted metal, the stairs lead up and in to an oval shaped bathroom, bright orange in colour with windows all around overlooking the city. This washroom (the sun) is all yours, as it is the only colour in the apartment to speak of... I like to keep things at the bottom of the stairs in darker monochromatic tones and won't be changing this theme for anyone.
I have a shower and dysfunctional toilet next to my bedroom on the west wing of the apartment which suits me fine as my art is chiefly comprised of human stool, and I tend to utilize a great deal of this substance. Blood, stool, and urine mixed with my own hair and the hair of my pets... Oh yes, you'll be required to live with an ever "shedding" feline family and will need to put up with what you will most likely refer to as "stinkiness".
Furthermore, you will indeed be visited on occasion by my exhibitionist self wandering naked and befouled (slathered brown and filthy) with hunks of hair missing from my scalp and an occasionally pale or simply "out-of-it" appearance… joining you in the common areas in the morning or at any given time, really... (If you’re uncomfortable with people bleeding around you, you can always take some time in your wing or up in the sun where you can be alone with your thoughts).
You will notice my diet, and so my cooking, varies day-by-day according to the necessities of my artistic medium and the always changing need for particular textures and colours.
Some days, for instance, I'll only eat mustard.
The last tenant had an uncommon enjoyment of the aesthetics and smells of the place, as well with my occasional states of dizziness (he denied this, claiming that he didn't in fact enjoy the smells, but that his nose conveniently just plain didn't work... I don't believe him), however, upon discovering my personal den and the dried toilet bowl therein that I use for mixing mediums... he wasn't up to the task of our living arrangements.
I can agree with leaving the materials for my art within my wing, and if you have any inhibitions or aversions to what most would deem some very strange and ungodly personal habits, I suggest strongly that you stray as far from my wing as possible...
...that said, I do leave my bedroom doors open because I am, as previously suggested, an unabashed exhibitionist with a shameless air and a fascination for human horrors and shockings, as well as their erotic curiosities. I would always be waiting…
Please email ASAP if considering so I can begin the process of cleaning your wing.... which I'm not looking forward to, the beauty in the streaks and the compositions of the blotching is particularly wonderful in this area.
this is in or around Downtown
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