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momentary lapse of unreason

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by Harmonika, Aug 26, 2003.

  1. Harmonika

    Harmonika TRIBE Member

    alrighty folks, I've taken in what those of you I still have an ounce or two of respect for have to say, and once again I find myself settling down for just a moment...

    I've been telling myself to take advantage of these moments of CLARITY, 'cause they usually don't last too long.

    Soooo, while I've got my feet firmly planted on the ground for just a few moments:

    Does anyone here know of any good retail positions opening up soon? I've realized that my superstar record deal might take a little longer and a bit more work, and in the meantime I really need to add some stabilizing structure to my life. Not to mention a regular paycheck so I can afford to eat and find a place to live.

    I'd be willing to work just about anywhere.

    And if anyone thinks I'm copping out by stooping to the level of all you snot-nosed spoiled tv-watching clock-punching soulless zombies, it don't mean a thing, 'cause I LOVE MYSELF to the nth degree and I will keep on LOVING MYSELF no matter what crappy job I find myself in and I will LOVE MYSELF and tell everyone about it till no one can deny it.

    Credentials? Coolest hombre this side of the flat earth.

    But seriously - someone please find me a job!!!

  2. ~atp~

    ~atp~ TRIBE Member

    How strong are your mouth muscles?
  3. kuba

    kuba TRIBE Member

    mouth muscles?

    hahahah yet another friggin thread

    go and find yourself a job. with all this inate bullshit youve posted- i think by now you could be scrubbing at LEAST your third car window on the street corner.
  4. Evil Dynovac

    Evil Dynovac TRIBE Member


    Offend and piss people off with your ignorance BEFORE begging for a job. I've never seen it done in that order before.

    P.S. You are an aidsbaby.
  5. mingster

    mingster TRIBE Member

    what's an aidsbaby?

    ps. i'm firm.
  6. ~atp~

    ~atp~ TRIBE Member

    It's ybabsdia spelled backward.
  7. defazman

    defazman TRIBE Member

    there are many good online job sites, monster.ca, workopolis.ca, torontojobshop.ca

    most of them wont call you an aidsbaby either.
  8. mingster

    mingster TRIBE Member

    you asshole. :(
  9. Suedehead

    Suedehead TRIBE Member

    Did you really not know what an AIDS baby is?

    I thought it was harsh. What can you do?
  10. Evil Dynovac

    Evil Dynovac TRIBE Member

    *no pic for bobo*

    ps. i would have bet you were loosey goosey

    *runs away*
    Last edited: Aug 26, 2003
  11. mingster

    mingster TRIBE Member

    Your link is loosey goosey.
  12. vinder

    vinder TRIBE Member

    way to go linky mcredx
  13. Evil Dynovac

    Evil Dynovac TRIBE Member


    I'm... no good.
  14. graham

    graham Well-Known TRIBEr

    nice link no link
  15. Evil Dynovac

    Evil Dynovac TRIBE Member

    Yeah yeah yeah. Everybody pick on the no-pic guy.
  16. daddyiwantchocolate

    daddyiwantchocolate TRIBE Member

  17. mingster

    mingster TRIBE Member

    No. I don't know what an aidsbaby is. Care to fill me in?
  18. vinder

    vinder TRIBE Member

    oh eric, the voice of sensitivity as always!

    i <3 you!
  19. Suedehead

    Suedehead TRIBE Member

    Fuck Val, what's up?
  20. Suedehead

    Suedehead TRIBE Member

    I didn't mean Mingster asking the question was harsh. yeesh!

    I can never win...boo-hoo-hoo.

    Vinder, I will turn into a melon one day. I promise.

  21. mingster

    mingster TRIBE Member

    ...and the answer is...?
  22. Evil Dynovac

    Evil Dynovac TRIBE Member

    Okay, an aidsbaby is a baby born with AIDS. Crack-whore mom's have aidsbabys. They are physically and mentally destroyed. They don't usually survive the week.

  23. Bumbaclat

    Bumbaclat TRIBE Member

    this is what google has..

  24. Eccentric (LRG)

    Eccentric (LRG) TRIBE Member

    awww that poor baby :(
  25. mingster

    mingster TRIBE Member

    So basically, exactly what it says. Gotcha.

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