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momentary lapse of unreason

Harmonika

TRIBE Member
alrighty folks, I've taken in what those of you I still have an ounce or two of respect for have to say, and once again I find myself settling down for just a moment...

I've been telling myself to take advantage of these moments of CLARITY, 'cause they usually don't last too long.

Soooo, while I've got my feet firmly planted on the ground for just a few moments:

Does anyone here know of any good retail positions opening up soon? I've realized that my superstar record deal might take a little longer and a bit more work, and in the meantime I really need to add some stabilizing structure to my life. Not to mention a regular paycheck so I can afford to eat and find a place to live.

I'd be willing to work just about anywhere.

And if anyone thinks I'm copping out by stooping to the level of all you snot-nosed spoiled tv-watching clock-punching soulless zombies, it don't mean a thing, 'cause I LOVE MYSELF to the nth degree and I will keep on LOVING MYSELF no matter what crappy job I find myself in and I will LOVE MYSELF and tell everyone about it till no one can deny it.

Credentials? Coolest hombre this side of the flat earth.


But seriously - someone please find me a job!!!


i.
 

kuba

TRIBE Member
mouth muscles?

hahahah yet another friggin thread

go and find yourself a job. with all this inate bullshit youve posted- i think by now you could be scrubbing at LEAST your third car window on the street corner.
 

Evil Dynovac

TRIBE Member
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


Offend and piss people off with your ignorance BEFORE begging for a job. I've never seen it done in that order before.

P.S. You are an aidsbaby.
 

defazman

TRIBE Member
there are many good online job sites, monster.ca, workopolis.ca, torontojobshop.ca

most of them wont call you an aidsbaby either.
 

Suedehead

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by mingster
No. I don't know what an aidsbaby is. Care to fill me in?

I didn't mean Mingster asking the question was harsh. yeesh!

I can never win...boo-hoo-hoo.


Vinder, I will turn into a melon one day. I promise.


;)
 

mingster

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Suedehead
I didn't mean Mingster asking the question was harsh. yeesh!

I can never win...boo-hoo-hoo.


Vinder, I will turn into a melon one day. I promise.


;)

...and the answer is...?
 

Evil Dynovac

TRIBE Member
Okay, an aidsbaby is a baby born with AIDS. Crack-whore mom's have aidsbabys. They are physically and mentally destroyed. They don't usually survive the week.

:)
 

mingster

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Evil Dynovac
Okay, an aidsbaby is a baby born with AIDS. Crack-whore mom's have aidsbabys. They are physically and mentally destroyed. They don't usually survive the week.

:)
So basically, exactly what it says. Gotcha.
 
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