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mockery thread: short shorts :)

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MoFo

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Well....even though we've had good weather here and there so far this spring, I believe that today is THE official start to summer...so guys, since it's going to be quite hot out, it's time to take a good look at those summer outfits that guys have in their closets and throw out that ugly pair of short shorts.

Sunny. :D
 
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swenard

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Originally posted by MoFo
Well....even though we've had good weather here and there so far this spring, I believe that today is THE official start to summer...so guys, since it's going to be quite hot out, it's time to take a good look at those summer outfits that guys have in their closets and throw out that ugly pair of short shorts.

Sunny. :D
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I was going to wear them one last time with my sandals and socks.

shawn
 
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MoFo

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^^^
That's what all Canadians say with clothes they are obsessive-compulsively wear.

Break out the flood pants and slides, guys.
Break out the skater shorts and vintage tees, guys.
Hell, break out even the surfer shorts with a pair of sneakers but please spare me your package on the patio and leave the tickle-fight shorts for the slumber party.
 
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MoFo

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I think I'm only saying this cuz I don't have nice, chunky thighs.

GO TEAM CHICKEN LEGS!

Oh, and the plaid ones have to go. Ya look like you just rolled out of your dorm room or something.
 
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The Watcher

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I'm wearing Cargo Shorts at work today, and again like last year, I'm the first one in the company to be in my summer atire.

I dont know if I've got a case, but all the old ladies in my company are whisling at me.

-Nick
 
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The Watcher

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Originally posted by MoFo
I think I'm only saying this cuz I don't have nice, chunky thighs.

GO TEAM CHICKEN LEGS!

Oh, and the plaid ones have to go. Ya look like you just rolled out of your dorm room or something.
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GO TEAM!

Nick - I'm also a member
 
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swenard

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Originally posted by The Watcher
I'm wearing Cargo Shorts at work today, and again like last year, I'm the first one in the company to be in my summer atire.

I dont know if I've got a case, but all the old ladies in my company are whisling at me.

-Nick
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Save some of the old ladies for me!
 
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MoFo

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Originally posted by The Watcher


GO TEAM!

Nick - I'm also a member
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People are like, "you wear those 3/4 trendy shorts cuz you're gay."
And I reply, "no, I wear them because I have no ASS for actual shorts and I have chicken legs." Anything above my knee in public and I feel so... naked.
 
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Cheeka

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Re: Re: mockery thread: short shorts :)

Originally posted by swenard


I was going to wear them one last time with my sandals and socks.

shawn
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hahaha - oh poor socks and sandals boy :p

(see steve - it wasn't just her :D!!)
 
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DJAlchemy

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Originally posted by MoFo


People are like, "you wear those 3/4 trendy shorts cuz you're gay."
And I reply, "no, I wear them because I have no ASS for actual shorts and I have chicken legs." Anything above my knee in public and I feel so... naked.
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lol. I'll boycott mens shorts with you!

Peace & love. D
 
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MoFo

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For some reason, I don't really mind when tall, thin guys wear them. Like Russian soccer players. You know, the long-necked, hairy-legged types who have really foreign accents.

I can just imagine Air-Bag kicking around a soccer ball in the streets of Belgrade. LOL.

What the fuck am I talking about? :D
 
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BigBadBaldy

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cutoffs.jpg


BBB.

My summer wardrobe. :D
 
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Plato

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bah! i hate shorts.

the closest things to shorts in my wardrobe are a pair of pants that zip-up.

not zip off (they're hideous!) but zip up.

a zipper is around the knee and mid-calf and when they zip up part of the pants get pocketed inside.

they come down to mid calf.

so yeah..basically they're the skater-raver version of capri pants.

p[l]a+0
 
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Plato

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and i think guys in shorts look like idiots.

especially cargo shorts with huge pockets that stick out like boxes.

*glares @ the watcher*


p[l]a+0
 
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The Watcher

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Originally posted by Plato
and i think guys in shorts look like idiots.

especially cargo shorts with huge pockets that stick out like boxes.

*glares @ the watcher*


p[l]a+0
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Hey man, they are like dress shorts, not Phat Shorts

-Nick - Looking Good for you Plato
 
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zoo

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Originally posted by MoFo
For some reason, I don't really mind when tall, thin guys wear them. Like Russian soccer players. You know, the long-necked, hairy-legged types who have really foreign accents.

I can just imagine Air-Bag kicking around a soccer ball in the streets of Belgrade. LOL.

What the fuck am I talking about? :D
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i don't know what you're talking about.

belgrade is in serbia .. in yugoslavia

airbag is from israel [or at least this is what i'm led to believe]

so .. yeah.

russia really has nothing to do with either :0)
 
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Bumbaclat

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Originally posted by Plato
bah! i hate shorts.
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I used to be like you but the miracle that is shpants have set me free. I wouldn't wear them farther than the corner store but I do love them.

I agree that guys should NOT wear short-shorts but on the right female they can look okay. A friend of mine came by earlier today wearing short-shorts (just short, no ass cheek showing, those are slutty) and it definitely worked. :D

Bumbaclat
 
Bass-Invader

Bass-Invader

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my dad wears short shorts, those little adidas ones that are older than me.... even to the mall..its awful...
its a good thing he wears underwear under them though..else he'd get kicked out of many a public place rather quickly.
 
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SUNKIST

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Originally posted by zoo


airbag is from israel [or at least this is what i'm led to believe]

so .. yeah.

russia really has nothing to do with either :0)
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he was originally from Russia.
 
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MoFo

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Originally posted by zoo


i don't know what you're talking about.

belgrade is in serbia .. in yugoslavia

airbag is from israel [or at least this is what i'm led to believe]

so .. yeah.

russia really has nothing to do with either :0)
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I was being ignorant on purpose to illustrate my generalization of the European male aesthetic in regards to their acceptance ot short shorts on guys.
 
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