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MMmmmasturbation!!!!!

~Loress~

TRIBE Member
"Fourth Annual Masturbate-A-Thon
Touch yourself for a good cause.



Where: Come As You Are
701 Queen St. W.
Toronto, ON
When: Saturday, May 18
Sunday, May 19



Price: Call (416) 504-7934 for more information.







Event Profile

Guys do it, nice girls do it so say it out loud: Masturbation. Come As You Are encourages everyone to touch themselves for a good cause. The fourth annual Masturbate-A-Thon is a weekend of solo sex to raise funds for women's health organizations. Ask your friends and neighbours to sponsor you for every minute of masturbation during May 18-19. The event is held on the honour system and you decide how long you want to masturbate in the privacy of your own home. This year's charity is the Hassle Free Women's Clinic.


The top fundraisers in each category win prizes. If you use vibrators, watch porn or plug it in, enter in the "Plug in" section and win $100 off your May electricity bill. If you prefer batteries, enter the "Turn On" category and win $100 in batteries; and if you're a manual type of person, there is the "Lube Up" category where you can win $100 of lubricant. If you do a little (or a lot) of everything, try the "Get Off" category and try to win a $100 gift certificate to Come As You Are.

Why Masturbate?
It feels good.

It helps maintain good pelvic blood flow and strong pc muscles.

It's safe sex.

You don't have to worry if your partner came.

You learn what's best for your pleasure by masturbating, which in turn improves your sex life with your partners.

It's great for stress relief and can help you sleep.

Interesting Masturbatory Facts:
According to the latest issue of Flare magazine, in the 1800s, physicians induced orgasm, considering it a valid treatment for hysteria because they thought the condition was triggered by sexual deprivation. Eventually, a doctor invented the vibrator so women could "treat" themselves at home. Yet in the late 19th and early 20th centuries, western doctors blamed masturbation for everything from mental illness and tuberculosis to loose morality. Treatments varied from spiked rings to prevent nocturnal erections in boys and clitoridectomies (removal of the clitoris) for women. An orgasm is considered a good way to temporarily relieve menstrual cramps in women and stimulate the prostate gland in men, reducing the incidence of prostate infections.

The Hassle Free Women's Clinic is a community-based clinic providing medical and counseling services in all areas of sexual health. It is the largest anonymous HIV test site in Canada, and one of the country's busiest sexually transmitted disease clinics. The clinic provides services related to all facets of women's sexual and reproductive health."


Being as it's spring and all of you on this board are horny mutherfuckers! :D

~Lori
 
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Preroller

TRIBE Member
So who's gonna sponsor me?

They want you to stop watch your self?

I can prolly "pull off" 20-30 mins or so in a day or two....

C'mon, it;s only a buck a minute :D
Dave
 

alexd

Administrator
Staff member
Are you trolling for sponsorship loress? I'll cough up the entrance fee for you (if there is one) and supply the TRIBE T shirt...
 

Plato

TRIBE Member
i foresee this thread turning into an "i can masterbate for (this long)!" :rolleyes:

p[l]a+0 <--an hour + :p
 

~Loress~

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Preroller




I can prolly "pull off" 20-30 mins or so in a day or two....


Dave


ahem...it's "PULL STYLEZ" :D

~Lori P.S. thanks Alex but i already have a TRIBE tshirt! :p
 
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vinder

TRIBE Member
so since everyone's masturbating right now, who's got some good porn they want to lend me?

i need to release my stress so i can sleep :D LOL
 

air-bag

TRIBE Member
the physical act of masturbation, without stimulation of other senses such as vision, or without using your imagination is nothing. I doubt it would lead you to an orgasm on its own.

If you want to win the contest, just dont think about sex while masturbating. Or look at the naked old hag in the tub pic that was posted here a while ago..
 

xtollo

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by vinder
who's got some good porn they want to lend me?
cummin' right up
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nusty

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by JayIsBored


i'm so far ahead in that marathon i can take a weekend off


who would honestly want to take a weekend off? ;) sheesh.:p


I need my aggressive sex drive right now, I'll start up again in a few days from now.
 
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Preroller

TRIBE Member
The record for most times in one day is 8 from our old high school contests. :D

Ever since then they call me the champ!
Dave:p
 

nusty

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by air-bag


If you want to win the contest, just dont think about sex while masturbating. Or look at the naked old hag in the tub pic that was posted here a while ago..


yeah but then I'd puke and have to stop touching myself.... forever. urgh, such gross images. please get them out. please?:(
 

air-bag

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by vinder
so since everyone's masturbating right now, who's got some good porn they want to lend me?

better: MASTURBATION RACE

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p.s.

alexd, before you delete this, think about this for a sec: How different is posting porn pix from talking about masturbation? either verbal or visual, it bears the same content. I agree that those pix shouldnt be posted in a thread that could be opened at work, but this is not one of those. OK, now you can delete this post :)
 

nusty

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by air-bag


better: MASTURBATION RACE


p.s.

alexd, before you delete this, think about this for a sec: How different is posting porn pix from talking about masturbation? either verbal or visual, it bears the same content. I agree that those pix shouldnt be posted in a thread that could be opened at work, but this is not one of those. OK, now you can delete this post :)


wait.....


(right click, save as.....)


ok now you can delete that post. ;)
 

alexd

Administrator
Staff member
it appears that this is the only non-porn pic on your hardrive airbag, but what are you doing with the billy club?

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nusty

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by air-bag
EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY STOP THE MASTURBATION CONTEST!!!!


Can't... i'm um, um well kinda busy right now. oh shit, thats gonna be a mess.

:p
anyone know how to get this stuff out of your keyboard? :D




jk
 
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