mind fuck from the METRO this morning

[judge wopner]

I just read this in the metro this morning,
and im not sure if its sarcastic or not....

exerpt from an interview with Jennifer Hedger of TSN (the blonde from the lofters)

Jennifer, what are some of your healthy eating habits?

Jennifer: Well, i cut down on carbs and eat lots of fruits and vegetables. My latest discovery are nut burgers. They look and sound horrifying but there quite delicious...If nut burgers are your thing...


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am i losing my mind or is the metro and jennifer hedger fucking with me??? for real, nut burgers?!?!?!?

 

[echootje]

sounds like it might be tasty judge!

 

[junglegirl]

I would try one - I like nuts and I like burgers

 

[R4V4G3D_SKU11S]

Nut burgers are fucking delicious. They're just a kind of veggie burger.

I make a mean carrot nut burger.

 

[Littlest Hobo]

Goddamn hippies. You don't see us planting burger trees, do you.

 

[matty]

nuts kill me

 

[Evil Dynovac]

The name definately has a South Park quality.

 

[chooch]

hmm.......it could go well with being a "nut bar"....

 

[junglegirl]

Originally posted by basic
Nut burgers are fucking delicious. They're just a kind of veggie burger.

where can you get them?

 

[AdRiaN]

Originally posted by Littlest Hobo
Goddamn hippies. You don't see us planting burger trees, do you.

No kidding. Nut burgers sound like commie food and I want nothing to do with them. That sh*t might fly at lunch hour in the Politburo, but over here it ain't called a burger without the beef.

 

[R4V4G3D_SKU11S]

Originally posted by junglegirl
where can you get them?

You make them.

 

[Littlest Hobo]

Originally posted by AdRiaN
No kidding. Nut burgers sound like commie food and I want nothing to do with them. That sh*t might fly at lunch hour in the Politburo, but over here it ain't called a burger without the beef.

Fucking meat envy if you ask me. "Mmmmn, our food sucks so much we put it in the shape of meat".

 

[junglegirl]

oh so you just buy them at the grocery store where they sell vegetarian stuff?

 

[tayo]

they sell them at the Big Carrot... they tend to fall apart while you're cooking them though.. i used to crumble them up and make stew. yay!

 

[deep]

they're made with nut butter

vegetarians have to get their protein somehow

 

[stir-fry]

the nuts are raised on pineapple for a tastyar experience

 

[littlenutty]

Originally posted by Littlest Hobo
Fucking meat envy if you ask me. "Mmmmn, our food sucks so much we put it in the shape of meat".

ahahahahhahaha....sooo true...

 

[tEkKiD]

they cut em up with the same knife used on that big 1/4 pound beef prior....

 

[R4V4G3D_SKU11S]

Originally posted by junglegirl
oh so you just buy them at the grocery store where they sell vegetarian stuff?

Originally posted by basic
You make them.

 

[tayo]

a circle is the shape of meat?

 

[Isosceles_CAT]

nut butter

 

[Hawk Eye]

Originally posted by judge wopner
I just read this in the metro this morning,
and im not sure if its sarcastic or not....

exerpt from an interview with Jennifer Hedger of TSN (the blonde from the lofters)

Jennifer, what are some of your healthy eating habits?

Jennifer: Well, i cut down on carbs and eat lots of fruits and vegetables. My latest discovery are nut burgers. They look and sound horrifying but there quite delicious...If nut burgers are your thing...


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am i losing my mind or is the metro and jennifer hedger fucking with me??? for real, nut burgers?!?!?!?

Doesn't she know that their are carbs in Fruit?

 

[alcid]

Re: Re: mind fuck from the METRO this morning

Originally posted by Hawk Eye
Doesn't she know that their are carbs in Fruit?

that's what I was thinking...