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Mickey D.'s Contains Rage-O-Hol

Evil Dynovac

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http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/front/2268498

Woman convicted of assault of fast-food worker
By ANDREW TILGHMAN
Copyright 2003 Houston Chronicle

A McDonald's customer who flew into a violent rage when she was denied mayonnaise on her cheeseburger was convicted of felony assault Wednesday.

Waynetta Nolan, 37, faces up to 20 years in prison for mowing down the restaurant's manager with her car, dragging the employee across the parking lot and breaking her pelvis.

In the middle of the lunchtime rush, the longtime McDonald's employee had briefly stepped into the drive-through lane to take down the disruptive customer's license plate number when Nolan's sedan lunged forward, witnesses said.

Witnesses said 43-year-old Sherry Allen Jenkins screamed, "Stop! Please stop!" as she was thrown from the car hood, caught between the wheels and scraped along the pavement.

Nolan, who has previous convictions for assault and prostitution, said she was oblivious to the entire April 23 episode at the McDonald's near Bissonnet and Beltway 8 in southwest Houston.

Nolan said she had inched her car forward to put ketchup on her burger when she heard a car horn. Realizing she was blocking drive-through traffic, she said, she gunned her car forward.

Nolan testified Wednesday that she thought she had rolled over "a bump" when she ran over Jenkins.

Jurors took less than an hour to convict Nolan of aggravated assault. They will return to state District Judge Brock Thomas' courtroom today to decide Nolan's punishment, which could range from two to 20 years in prison.

The incident began when an 18-year-old employee working at the drive-through window told Nolan mayonnaise was not an option on McDonald's cheeseburgers. When Nolan became angry, she was encouraged to pull her car around to the window counter and speak to the manager.

Witnesses said Nolan cursed and threw a cheeseburger back though the drive-through window.

When Jenkins offered a special-order cheeseburger with mayonnaise, witnesses said, Nolan complained her french fries had grown cold. After receiving new fries, she then demanded a new drink.

Unable to pacify the belligerent customer, Jenkins finally called police, who asked her to get the customer's license plate number.

After running over Jenkins, witnesses said, Nolan sped from the parking lot and drove into oncoming traffic on a one-way feeder road.She was arrested at her home after a man who saw the assault followed her and reported her plate to police.

Jurors had the option of convicting Nolan of a lesser crime, such as misdemeanor reckless driving, but prosecutors said it was her spectacular departure that likely led to her felony assault conviction.

"Did she stop?" asked assistant district attorney John Jordan. "Did she say, 'Oh my Lord, what have I done?' "

Nolan's attorney, Troy Wilson, said his client simply panicked.

"I think more than anything, it was the panic afterward that hurt her with the jury."
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Dragged beneath a car. OUCH! That's gotta sting.
 

IgStar

TRIBE Member
That's one prosty I don't wanna mess with!

that's fucked up shit. over mayo?

I mean, extra pickles...maybe
 

graham

Well-Known TRIBEr
Originally posted by Hi i'm God
haha Stupid fucking americans.
yeah for sure. and what about the chinese with their rice rage? fucking morons.

and don't forget the greaseball italians. that's a spicy meatball.
 

Evil Dynovac

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by mr tall
yeah for sure. and what about the chinese with their rice rage? fucking morons.

and don't forget the greaseball italians. that's a spicy meatball.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

That's a spicy meatball INDEED!

Speaking full well with stereotypes in mind, and thus with a tongue firmly planted in cheek attitude, the marked differences between a rage fuelled American who kills with her car and a well appointed cannible who asks permission marks the stark differences between two widely spaced cultures.
 

The Tesseract

TRIBE Member
I seem to have found the origin of the problem...
Waynetta Nolan, 37, faces up to 20 years in prison

WHO THE FUCK NAMES THEIR CHILD 'WAYNETTA'???
 

Hi i'm God

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by mr tall
yeah for sure. and what about the chinese with their rice rage? fucking morons.

and don't forget the greaseball italians. that's a spicy meatball.
I cant tell if your mocking me or adding to the mockery. She is stupid + american = Stupid fucking americans.
 
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Evil Dynovac

TRIBE Member
US COUNTRY BUMPKIN: "Now I'm telling yew Maybelline there WILL be a 'Wayne' in this family even if I have to go to a Wal-Mart and buy one! I WANT MY WAYNE GODDAMIT!!!"
 

seeker

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Hi i'm God
I cant tell if your mocking me or adding to the mockery. She is stupid + american = Stupid fucking american.
now we're getting closer to the truth
 

Stan

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Evil Dynovac
She was arrested at her home* after a man who saw the assault followed her and reported her plate to police.
*and by home, they mean trailer park.
 
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