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funky_citrus

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by MoFo


Shut up. You're a man too. GET OUT OF HERE.

Only people allowed in this thread with a penis:
Opticalm.
Primal.
Funk Docta.
Jeffsus.
Funky Citrus.
Temper Tantrum. :D
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I just saw this thread. Are we the tribe homo's or something? I only know Priaml...hi AL! I don't know of all that many bi-trendy guys. That fad faded out as fast as Christina Aguilerra's career!

~Leslie~
 
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BigBadBaldy

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by el presidente Highsteppa
This thread so far:

Blah Blah Blah: 99%
Actual insightful content: 0%

(poll has a margin of 1% error)
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Originally posted by el presidente Highsteppa
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Heh.

Me likee.
 
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MoFo

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by funky_citrus


I just saw this thread. Are we the tribe homo's or something? I only know Priaml...hi AL! I don't know of all that many bi-trendy guys. That fad faded out as fast as Christina Aguilerra's career!

~Leslie~
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Yes, we are the Tribe homos.

And you don't know bi-trendy guys? Ya know, the guy who had a girlfriend or hasn't had a girl in a while and suddenly decides he likes cock and people with no hips. He tells you his Tribe handle, buys you a drink, kisses your ear and then you end up blowing him in his car while he fingers you... Then the next day he calls you to tell you that he's in love with you but it wouldn't work cuz you're a guy... then you sleep with him some more... then he gets a girlfriend and she spends the next 3 weeks sending you "stay away from him" emails.. yes, you KNOW what I'm talking about...


If not, then you must be a "well-adjusted gay guy" as Deep so eloquently put it.
 
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MoFo

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by echootje


Sorry to bust the 'serious' over your head Sunny but there's a period where one decides to be a bum and sleep in said park - or grow out of that. Aim a little higher because you deserve that man.
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What?
What's wrong with drinking in a park?
Fuck that shit, man. Go sip your martinis and shut up.
 
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Jeffsus

TRIBE Member
No offence,

but MoFo I can't picture you being a bum and drinking in a park, etc.

To be honest, you do strike me as one of those gay-type gay people you seem to be complaining about. (no offence!) You know, the kind with the correct designer bag and fashion no how, the "stance" and language, the correct level of catiness vs. bitchiness vs. appropriate time to be cute and cuddlyish... That delicate look. etc. etc.

Now frankly, I'm perfectly comfortable drinking in a park. In fact, I've spent a lot of time drinking in parks. The gayest I get is when I huff amyl in the park too. This happened a few times. I have no designer bags. I wear a wifebeater and I dont mind when it smells. I drink domestic beer. Warm. From the bottle. When I belch, it smells, and I don't appologize. I don't even think about appologizing. It doesn't even seem inappropriate.

I'm the guy you're looking for.

-jM
 
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funky_citrus

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Don't get me wrong, I have had my fair share of "encounters" with those supposed hetero's, but thats all that they were..."encounters". I don't know, call me a slut but it was just sex. I have this huge distinction between love and sex, and lucky for me I have never fallen for a straight boy. I guess it's just a good thing that you don't have to fall for one to sleep with one! God it's good to be a poop-chute debutante;) In any case, I only stick with the ones that wear the 100% homo labels. Not flamers...that annoys me, but the straight acting but totally gay ones
~Leslie~
 
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SUNKIST

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by opticalm


Well 5ive opens at 9pm so I have to be there by 9:30pm, will there be enough time?
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well the fab party starts at 9:30..so that wouldnt work. would you be bale to run over later in night? around 11 or so maybe?
 
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funky_citrus

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Jeffsus
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Post your pic.

-jM
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You want my pic? If so, im a dork and don't know how to post a pic on this damn website? For those who say you have to have a "host" like purerave or something...that means nothing to me:confused:

~Leslie~
 
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MoFo

TRIBE Member
Ugh... why the fuck do I keep posting drunk???

Alright, lemme explain.

I was being sardonic. A little ironic.

Take my words with a grain of salt.
 
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Lysistrata

Well-Known TRIBEr
Originally posted by funky_citrus


You want my pic? If so, im a dork and don't know how to post a pic on this damn website? For those who say you have to have a "host" like purerave or something...that means nothing to me:confused:

~Leslie~
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go to www.ranchoweb.com, or, what;s the other one, I use, village photo or something. Register. Once oyu register, find the upload page./button. Upload pics. Once it's uploaded, right click on it and copy what's listed under 'properties'. back on tribe, go to reply and hit the 'img' button. int he box that will pop up paste what you've copied. Submit.
 
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MoFo

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Jeffsus
No offence,

but MoFo I can't picture you being a bum and drinking in a park, etc.

To be honest, you do strike me as one of those gay-type gay people you seem to be complaining about. (no offence!) You know, the kind with the correct designer bag and fashion no how, the "stance" and language, the correct level of catiness vs. bitchiness vs. appropriate time to be cute and cuddlyish... That delicate look. etc. etc.
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Well, I'm a chameleon of sorts, I guess. You're right. I totally have some of those qualities (if you can all the that) but I'm not talking about me here. I am looking for someone who ISN'T me.

And Jeff, I'm not complaining about people who dress well and keep themselves up, I like that. I'm complaining about the lack of guys who are down to earth or low-maintenance.

And dood, drinking in a park is what I like to do (no joke). I rather booze in a park with a 6 than go to some schmancy place and pay a bazillion dollars to sit in an uncomfortable chair. I don't even like chairs actually!

I've had the pleasure of getting king cans and boozing it up in the night air several times this summer. I'm from Scarborough, HELLO! :D
 
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FunK_DoCta

TRIBE Member
^^^

If you post it they will reply. I think I have an answer for our problems...you have to leave the city to find them..those that are separate from the whole gaybourhood so to speak...

I'll let you know how things go with the one that I found...
 
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MoFo

TRIBE Member
Please let this thread die!
And before anyone makes a snarky remark that I am bumping it anyway, it's at the top at this point. So there.

Now let it die, please. Drunken threads are not meant to live for so long. DIE THREAD DIE!
 
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opticalm

TRIBE Promoter
Originally posted by MoFo
Please let this thread die!
And before anyone makes a snarky remark that I am bumping it anyway, it's at the top at this point. So there.

Now let it die, please. Drunken threads are not meant to live for so long. DIE THREAD DIE!
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i will not let it die!. I shall do the wrong thing and keep it going just out of some twisted sense of justice. How was the Fab thing though? I didn't know when it was starting and I had to be at 5ive by 9:30 so I didn't bother going.

So I know you all but Jeffsus, guess we'll have to fix that. :)
 
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