but MoFo I can't picture you being a bum and drinking in a park, etc.
To be honest, you do strike me as one of those gay-type gay people you seem to be complaining about. (no offence!) You know, the kind with the correct designer bag and fashion no how, the "stance" and language, the correct level of catiness vs. bitchiness vs. appropriate time to be cute and cuddlyish... That delicate look. etc. etc.
Now frankly, I'm perfectly comfortable drinking in a park. In fact, I've spent a lot of time drinking in parks. The gayest I get is when I huff amyl in the park too. This happened a few times. I have no designer bags. I wear a wifebeater and I dont mind when it smells. I drink domestic beer. Warm. From the bottle. When I belch, it smells, and I don't appologize. I don't even think about appologizing. It doesn't even seem inappropriate.
I'm the guy you're looking for.