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MoFo

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I found out a couple of years ago that a group of really close friends of mine were bad-talking me at a house-party (that I happened to not go to). And they sat around bitching that I was a liar... which is completely insane cuz if you knew me, you'd know that I'd tell you what time of day it is.

I don't think I've lied in years... I think I'm fucking blatant actually.
So... I don't get really where you're coming from, Chiptotle.

But I am trendy, yes. And I type really fast so I do get around.
And I do use the board to make friends, get free stuff and organize social gatherings. But I don't lie.
 
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chipotle

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Originally posted by MoFo


Love isn't a disease, Chip. It can't just be passed on... you have to accept it into yourself.
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ooohhh you wise man you.

std's can be passed on. :b with a name like mofo.. i don't know about you man/girl...
 
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Plato

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Originally posted by MoFo


Nice. A slut that doesn't have sex. That's cute.
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could be worse. you coudl have been a hussy. or skank. or skunt....


N30-p[l]a+0 <--hussy mcslut-a-lot
 
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el presidente Highsteppa

el presidente Highsteppa

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opticalm

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Originally posted by Disco Stu
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^^^^ pretty darn gay.

Opticalm. - thats me

Primal. - who?

Funk Docta. - we met at 5ive when sunkist came to proove her title as queen of the fruit flies. i think

Jeffsus. - who?

Funky Citrus. - MUAHAHAHAHA, I know you :p

Temper Tantrum. - again who?

now that would be all the bois of tribe now wouldn't it? well all of the regular bois bois and not just trendy/controversial/bi/lost/drunk/high/pissed at all women.
 
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Ash, you took pictures of me and primal on the boat cruise - that's Al.

Funk Docta is Jon - he was also at Guv for Kleinenberg.

You have to meet Jeffsus when he gets back from his African bonanza.

Temper Tantrum is just another chick with a dick. :)
 
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opticalm

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Originally posted by Tearer
Ash, you took pictures of me and primal on the boat cruise - that's Al.

Funk Docta is Jon - he was also at Guv for Kleinenberg.

You have to meet Jeffsus when he gets back from his African bonanza.

Temper Tantrum is just another chick with a dick. :)
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I know Al just didn't know he was primal, chick with a dick? explaine.

This goes back to that people we know from tribe and in non-tribe life debate.
 
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vveerrgg

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Originally posted by opticalm

lurking is kind of like hiding in the closet
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isn't that what this thread is about anyways?

it kinda lost the focus now that it's been spinning outta control
 
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MoFo

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Originally posted by chipotle


ooohhh you wise man you.

std's can be passed on. :b with a name like mofo.. i don't know about you man/girl...
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I'm part man, part girl.

And to have an std, I'd have to have sex, wouldn't I?

I might've caught crabs from the Timothy's toilet seat. But other than that, my calendar's been free for decades now. You doin' anything tomorrow night? Wanna deflower me?
 
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MoFo

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Originally posted by opticalm


^^^^ pretty darn gay.

Opticalm. - thats me

Primal. - who?

Funk Docta. - we met at 5ive when sunkist came to proove her title as queen of the fruit flies. i think

Jeffsus. - who?

Funky Citrus. - MUAHAHAHAHA, I know you :p

Temper Tantrum. - again who?

now that would be all the bois of tribe now wouldn't it? well all of the regular bois bois and not just trendy/controversial/bi/lost/drunk/high/pissed at all women.
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Opticalm is you, yes. And even though we don't know each other that well, I miss you. And I wanna see you for some reason. I need a sane gay man to come affect my dysfunctional life right now, I've decided.

Primal is Al. AKA Sal.

Funk Docta is the better-looking, soft-spoken me who always makes it a point to give me a kiss when he has shooter-boy duty at the Guv. And he and I snicker at all the Tribers at events. :)

Jeffsus is in Africa. So don't you worry about him.

Funky Citrus doesn't say much but when he does, it's fire.

Temper Tantrum is Allie. Redhead extroidinaire who wishes she had a penis so she could be a gay man.
 
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MoFo

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Originally posted by vveerrgg
isn't that what this thread is about anyways?

it kinda lost the focus now that it's been spinning outta control
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I'll tell ya what it's about.

It's about me being drunk and all sad last night that a boy I liked isn't here in Toronto anymore.

And for my luck in finding the WORST guys to fall for (ie. they usually have girlfriends or they're bi-curious).

I regret this thread now because... well, it's fucking stupid.
 
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FunK_DoCta

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Don't worry I have arrived!


I know exactly what you're talking about. All my interests are in men that are taken and boyz that are too scared to cum out. And let's add to that ambitious men that end up leaving the city, province or country...I am talking to you Jeffsus!
This is all in opposition of taking the choice of the general "faggot" or scene queen that has no ambition but to be the best queen or Church. I hate living in the village. I want a GAY MAN...there is discernable difference.

All I want is a guy that is intelligent, interesting, has a god damned job and education, willing to be committed and is cute. Is that too much to ask?

So let's review...women say all the good men are gay or taken...gay men say all good men are taken...so that leaves us with NO GOOD MEN!


What a cruel cruel world we live in.
 
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MoFo

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Originally posted by FunK_DoCta
I want a GAY MAN...there is discernable difference.
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I want a man that knows what "discernable" means.

Like I said Jon, gay guys don't like me. I don't get it. Maybe I'm just not buff or trendy enough for them... Not that I would change or anything. But if I have to wear assless chaps or BodyBodyWear and dance to diva house to get some booty in the Vill, then forget it. I'd rather drink in a park in a hoodie with a spliff or something. I want a gay guy who will do that!
 
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