Men Faking Orgasms?

[the_fornicator]

I did it once.

The chick wanted me to use a condom. I found the condom boring so I faked it to get it over with. Followed up with a nice shoulder rub while she was on her stomach so she didn't turn around to see an empty cartridge

 

[KillaLadY]

Cumming and orgasms are two different things IMO

They are???

 

[workdowntown]

^Yeah, I think I know what xtcfreak means.

Cumming is something that varies in intensity from 'fine I guess' to 'good' as for a guy, this sort of orgasm is somewhat routine and barely above taking a dump, scratching an itch et al.

Orgasm is the 'HOLYFUCKINGFUCKBALLSSHITFUUUUUUCkSDASDSADFASDFJKDSDF' pinnacle, a proper knee-trembling-eyes-rolled-into-skull-mind-exploding type of thing.

 

[djfear]

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[Chris]

^^^^^^^^^^^^
bahhhhaaaaha ha ha ha

 

[Tahoe]

I've done it when drunk or oversexed, and it was only with one chick. Just like the comedian said, doggystyle followed by a quick disposal of evidence, lol.

 

[Blysspluss]

Useful when the sesh runs on and on through multiples and hours. It's good when the wee-man needs some downtime, but the lil lady is insatiable. And easy let-down for sure.

 

[Krackajak]

(while doing the dog) I guess you could always pull out, grunt, and spit on your partners back?!

 

[Chris]

Fake? Why bother? You all are crazy! Wilson's nice shoulder rub is a nice touch, lol.

 

[SJN]

I've faked once or twice... to get out of some really really horrible blow jobs.

I'm still trying to figure out how the girl (or guy) didn't realize you were faking in this case