Melba Toast

[SlipperyPete]

what's a melba?

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Melba is the disco queen

From the Ministry of SCTV

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[pr0nstar]

Melba = Stale..

 

[SlipperyPete]

if you rearrange the letters in 'melba' you can make the word 'blame'. coincidence?

 

[Bass-Invader]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SlipperyPete:
if you rearrange the letters in 'melba' you can make the word 'blame'. coincidence?</font>

THE BREAD WAS TOASTED IN HELL!!!!!!!

hey, how was the office last night?

 

[MoFo]

Yuck. Melba toast is one of the most pointless foods invented.

Put some bacon on the top and then we'll talk.

 

[fuzzy]

Its alright with Nutella

Richard

 

[SlipperyPete]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Bass-Invader:

hey, how was the office last night?</font>

office was good -- i think the snow kept a few away, but it still was pretty busy

got far too hammered, woke up this morning on my friends couch and had no idea where I was

i should point out that all it took was a little bit of melba to cure those mornin' blues

 

[patio-d]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MoFo:
Yuck. Melba toast is one of the most pointless foods invented.
</font>

same with corn-chips dude... i was just having some. stupidest, most pointless chip. and my dad keeps buying them all the time. It's like, "Pops, haven't you ever tried a freaking dorito...or a miss vickies jalapeno?"

 

[patio-d]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SlipperyPete:

got far too hammered, woke up this morning on my friends couch and had no idea where I was

</font>

where'd you wake up? Johnny Head Trauma's place? I'm coming down tomorrow fram so get your liver ready, sucka?

 

[Bass-Invader]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SlipperyPete:
office was good -- i think the snow kept a few away, but it still was pretty busy

got far too hammered, woke up this morning on my friends couch and had no idea where I was

i should point out that all it took was a little bit of melba to cure those mornin' blues </font>

nice, yeah i stayed in, i just lost my job so poorness is quickly setting in

melba toast is probably very absorbant, sucking away all those alcohol rates almost as fast as the legendary sphagnum peat moss, the most absorbant substance in the entire space-time continuum.

 

[Bass-Invader]

alcohol rates
should read
alcohol woes at rates...

 

[SlipperyPete]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by patio-d:
where'd you wake up? Johnny Head Trauma's place? I'm coming down tomorrow fram so get your liver ready, sucka?</font>

liver is prepped -- actually softening it up a bit tonight

got a shitload of funny stories about last night for you -- johnny boozecan is a great source of entertainment!

 

[stargurl*]

Anth started a new diet.. so we went out grocery shopping today.. we needed melba toast.. think we could fucking find any? nope!

 

[SUNKIST]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SlipperyPete:
if you rearrange the letters in 'melba' you can make the word 'blame'. coincidence?</font>

drop the b, and you get lame. coincidence?

 

[JayIsBored]

pardon your zinger!

 

[^NuERA^]

my uncle had a heart attack now he has to eat alot of that shit.

 

[TheLiquidFairy]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by fuzzy:
Its alright with Nutella

Richard</font>

Mmmmmmmm NUTELLA *drool*
That stuff's eeeevil...
used to eat out of the the huge jars with a ladel..mmmmmm

XXX
Marian

 

[Aphrodite]

they're wikkid with cream cheese and the ocaasional cucomber slice.

thasverynice

 

[tEkKiD]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Aphrodite:
they're wikkid with cream cheese </font>

no doubt.

even jus with buttah...suits me tres fine.

good shite.

 

[JayIsBored]

^^ graham crackers with butter are the bomb!

 

[SlipperyPete]

i'm endulging in the melbo again.....and reading thru some old OLD posts, just for the sake of amusement, and the fact that I have to be at work at 6 tomorrow morning.

What's changed? I used to laugh a LOT harder at the content of this bored than I do now.....

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

Odd, I rarely eat melba toast, but I just ate a piece now.

 

[SlipperyPete]

we're in sync valerie.

i was just chatting with ms. cleo, and she told some interesting stuff. very interesting stuff.

**consults magic 8ball**

 

[Agatka8]

Melba Toast

WHAT? The toast of the town. The beloved Australian soprano Dame Nellie Melba could practically fill a cookbook with the culinary creations that she inspired. There is Peach Melba, Melba Sauce, Melba Garniture (tomatoes stuffed with chicken, truffles, and mushrooms that are bound with velouté), and, of course, Melba Toast. Auguste Escoffier, legendary chef of The Savoy, created both Peach Melba and Melba Toast. The story goes that the thinly sliced, crisp toast was served to Dame Melba on a day that she was indisposed. (Another source says its creation had more to do with the Rubenesque singer's never-ending struggle to lose weight.) According to John Mariani's Dictionary of American Food and Drink, Melba Toast was first mass-produced by the Devon Bakery in New York City.