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man goes bankrupt on star trek apartment!

Krzysiu

TRIBE Member
Dude!

Tony Alleyne, the man who turned his apartment into the Star Trek Starship Voyager has gone bankrupt. He started transforming his apartment after his wife left him when he replaced the refrigerator with a 'warp coil'. The apartment is located in Hinckley, Leics, has moulded walls, touch-panel blue lighting, and a command console. He even built a life-size model of the show's transporter room with reshaped windows to look like portholes and set up vertical lights to give the illusion of being beamed up. Tony at one time had the apartment for auction on eBay for $2 million but had no luck in selling. Tony maxed out 14 credit cards accumulating £100,000 in debt. His goal was to lure other Trekkies to pay him to convert their humble abodes.

 
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zoo

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do you have any idea how dumb this guy is?

all he has to do is turn his apartment into a STAR TREK HOTEL and he'll make a killing

what trekkie WOULDN'T want a weekend vacation / honeymoon / party with friends on a USS starship?

this guy is a moron for not thinking of that business idea ..
 

Ditto Much

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by zoo


what trekkie WOULDN'T want a weekend vacation / honeymoon / party with friends on a USS starship?

They all want it, but none of them are getting laid so the honeymoon is out, few of them have friends so renting the place with a couple of buds is out, and the weekend is when all the good sci fi shows are on so its not going to happen.

In essence building hotels for self declared shut ins isn't worth anything.
 
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Krzysiu

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i dunno... I hear trekkies fuck feircer than fat chicks... you get on of those girls who thinks speaking klingon is sexy and you're looking at a broken pelvis.
 

KiFe

TRIBE Member
"captain's log, stardate 24-3-6: I've wiped my ass after taking a shit this morning only to find stowaway klingons."
 

janiecakes

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Originally posted by Ditto Much
They all want it, but none of them are getting laid so the honeymoon is out, few of them have friends so renting the place with a couple of buds is out, and the weekend is when all the good sci fi shows are on so its not going to happen.

In essence building hotels for self declared shut ins isn't worth anything.
this is retarded and star trek is hot.
 
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zoo

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DM that's way too pessimistic!

things i've learned since getting the internet:

1. PEOPLE GET MARRIED IN STAR TREK UNIFORMS

-see images

2. TREKKIE CONVENTIONS ARE FREQUENTED BY MANY COUPLES, SO THE NERD-COUPLE EXISTS AND IS NOT IN DANGER OF EXTINCTION

--see google

3. NERDS TEND TO HAVE LARGE DISPOSABLE INCOMES AND WILL PAY PREMIUM PRICES FOR MUST-HAVE LUXURY ITEMS AND SERVICES

-- you can vouch for this i'm sure







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KiFe

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by basketballjones
near uranus?
The enterprises' cleaning staff refuses to address my foul smelling supernova. I've sent diana troy in to investigate.
 

Ditto Much

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by janiecakes
this is retarded and star trek is hot.

cause when i think HOT I think star trek conventions


All be it I can think of more than one star trek outfit that I would more than dig removing.
 

Krzysiu

TRIBE Member
anyways, the apartment is better than mine, and if he's bankrupt does this mean its for lease?

I wanna have a fridge shaped like a warp coil!!
 
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Ditto Much

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Krzysiu
really? should you be commenting on nerds vs. hotness?
hell no, if anything I sould be supporting the trekies being hot theory. Christ I actually have watched every single episode of everyone of the series multiple times.

but if we can't make fun of star trek geeks being virgins we have lost our sense of humour. Christ thats like taking away my right to make fun of newfies and italians.
 
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