I guess the media constantly calling him the funniest person alive and him having hit specials and him selling a few million copies of his Beacon Theatre special on his website and him having millions of fans and his critically acclaimed TV series he writes and produces himself was all derived from him being ultimately unfunny and a "hack" comic with no influence. Right.
But sure dude, keep on thinking that.
I honestly feel a little sad for you if you can't see the humour in any of those clips.
I guess I dont base my opinions blindly based on what the media tells me. Enjoy your Pabst, Bieber, Dane Cook, CNN and life in the good ol USA.