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Lord of the Rhymes

Aerius Zension

TRIBE Member
This is uber-geek status.

Lord of the Rhymes

They are even mentioned in the Village Voice's Best of 2003





Bombadil aka B-dil aka MC First and Fatherless has been dropping hobbit rhymes since naught but ents roamed the hills of middle-earth. That's right: sucker MCs, wargs and wildmen beware... Ol' Tom's older than your mama's mama's mama and he's got the song for you and yours. Wana battle B-dil? Now that's strange behavior. Dil resides in his crib in the Old Forest, getting his freak on with Goldberry, the finest river daughter west of Misty Mountains. His rhymes are renowned in all great books of yore.




Quickbeam aka Q-Beam aka Bregalad the Onodrim straight outta Fangorn representin' the O.G.'s from before the first age has been rocking Entmoots since the days of the Valar. Born many, many years ago, in the quiet of the world, Q-Beam's got a rep for gettin' hasty on the mic, spittin rhymes like leaves from autumn rowan-trees, and keeping it Green!
 

Aerius Zension

TRIBE Member
Hobbiton, it’s on!!!

I’m Quickbeam with the masterplan
I’m Bombadil with the mic in my hand
We’re Lords of the Rhymes from a far off land
And We’ll Rock this joint with our hobbit band

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who’s the greatest hobbit of them all
Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins he’s only 3 feet tall

Well my name is Gimli
I’m a fucking dwarf !
I been slaying mutherfuckers
from the south to the north
That ain’t Mirkwood I’m choppin with my battleaxe
I’m on an orc stampede like Shadowfax

Now all you Boffins and Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfeet
I’m the skinny hobbit with all the fat beats
My name is Merry and I’m five feet tall
I used to fuck shit up at Brandybuck hall
My man Bilbo’s older than Gerontius Took
Yeah you can read about it in the big Red Book.

Quickbeam on the scene
All the elf girls scream
Like a tree, That’s me
I Like to keep it green.
It’s the chronic pipeweed that I’m smoking
When I get high I spin tales like Tolkien.

Well I’m a hobbit warrior short and stout
I got the fuckin beats that will turn you out.
I’ll light you up like Longbottom leaf.
cause the orcs smoke the shwag, but we got the kief.

I’m Quickbeam with the masterplan
I’m Bombadil with the mic in my hand
We’re Lords of the Rhymes from a far off land
And We’ll Rock this joint with our hobbit band.

Yo Beam, Yo Dil
It’s time to get ill !!!
We light up the mic like a Silmaril
Frodo’s on the lam with Pippin and Sam
But you can call him “Underhill.”

I named the nameless hills and dells
I drank from yet untasted wells
Goin’ mad off the hook just like a Numenorean
I got more rhymes than there’s leaves in Lothlorien.

Yo, I’m harder than a Mithril coat
A hundred is the number of the orcs I smote
I battled Helms Deep and I took Minas Tirith
If you don’t watch out, I’ll make your ass dissappeareth.

He’s Smeagol, not Deagol
He step up to the mic, he look regal
He’s mean, he’s green,
Gollum beat box like you never seen.

Go Gollum! Go Gollum! Go Gollum!

I’m Quickbeam with the masterplan
I’m Bombadil with the mic in my hand
We’re Lords of the Rhymes from a far off land
And We’ll Rock this joint with our hobbit band

My rhymes are hotter than the cracks of doom.
The orcs got bass, but we got boom.
Me and Dil be rockin rooms
From the Misty Mountains to the Gulf of Lhun.
I’m the King Ad Hoc!
I will be sire.
I was born Aragorn,
But you can call me Strider.

I’m Bombadil and I’ll gladly sing
I got the song for everything
I got the number for Old Man Willow
Bright blue my jacket is and my boots are yellow.

Elbereth Gilthoniel !
we still remember we who dwell.
On the this far land beneath the trees
Thy starlight on the Western seas.
A Elbereth Gilthoniel,
silivren penna míriel
o menel aglar elenath!
Na-chaered palan-díriel

Which means…

Elf booty got soul!
Elf girls like to rock’n’roll!

Elf booty got soul!
Elf girls like to rock’n’roll
 

Aerius Zension

TRIBE Member
Black Riders

There were nine there were seven there were three and then one
Listen up all you hobbits while my tale is spun
Nine kings ensnared, nine kings on the run
Shout "Fear! Fire! Foes!" cause the shit has begun

So tell me oathbreakers why have ye come
To fulfill the deeds that were not done
Black ships are sailing one by one
Yo, I’m Aragorn and my sword weighs a ton

Black Riders on call
looking for the one ring to rule them all
Black Riders on call
looking for the one ring to rule them all
Black Riders on call
looking for the one ring to rule them all
Fly fools fly or middle earth will fall
Black Riders on call

Frodo of the nine fingers straight from the fire
I’m the baddest motherfucker from the land called shire
When I step into the room MCs expire
Wanna battle me me you’re an orc-faced liar

Hosts of mordor at the city gates
The horn of gondor reverberates
See smoke from the pyre of denethor
Tonight the shit goes down at pellenor

Seven stars and seven stones and one white tree
No witch-king of Angmar get the best of me
I stood up tall and stabbed him right in the knee
And then his fell beast fell on top of me

Well you say you don’t know me but I think you do
I ain’t Dernhelm so get a fucking clue
My name is Eowyn and I dress like a man
But I’ll be slaying black riders like nobody can.

Black Riders on call
looking for the one ring to rule them all
Black Riders on call
looking for the one ring to rule them all
Black Riders on call
looking for the one ring to rule them all
Fly fools fly or middle earth will fall
Black Riders on call

Like Mount Caradhras I keep my cool
Make you look like a sucker you wack nazgul
So step off! step off!
All you nazgul bitches
Step off! step off!
All you Angmar Witches

I’m Aragorn and I’m back from the dead
They call it Dwimmorberg and it ain’t club med
We ride for ruin and the world’s ending
I’m the once and the motherfucking future king

Orcs all gathered in their masses
Legolas will kick their asses
In my pipe old Toby’s burning
Sauron’s war machine keeps turning
Oh lord yeah

Black Riders on call
looking for the one ring to rule them all
Black Riders on call
looking for the one ring to rule them all
Black Riders on call
looking for the one ring to rule them all
Fly fools fly or middle earth will fall
Black Riders on call
 
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