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Lord of the Male Bonding

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by alexd, Jan 12, 2002.

  1. alexd

    alexd Administrator Staff Member

    Saw it last night (finally). I consider myself pretty liberated and openminded and everything (except for horseback riding: I don't horseback ride), but holy male bonding Bilbo! Laying it on way too thick IMO

    Male Dwarf - Man bonding
    Male elf - dwarf bonding
    Those two guys in the Fellowship, the king guy and the other guy. Holy George Michaels!
    Wizard -Ork bonding
    Hobbit - hobbit bonding till the cows come home.

    What about the female elf bonding? Not even once in 3 hours!!! Statistically incorrect!!!!


    I didn't even see any foreshadowing for more female bonding.
  2. Hey!HEY!HEY!

    You leave George out of this.

    From the Ministry of he was bonding in a BEVERLY HILLS public washroom. At least he has standards

    Prime Minister Highsteppa
  3. echootje

    echootje TRIBE Member

    In the book there is NO female bonding. Oh there might be vague hints but nothing blunt and in your face.

    It's an oldskool fantasy tale, and Matt (ThePlunger) put if correctly when he told me "Arwen was just in the horseback scene because they had to put a woman in the movie."

    He's right.

    In terms of central-to-the-plot women, there's only one really. She's only in the third book!

  4. Zer0G

    Zer0G TRIBE Member

    Orc poo must smell really bad.
  5. Elf shit probably smells like flowers.

    Dwarf shit probably looks like coal.

    Hobbit shit must be really small.

    From the Ministry of feces analysis.

    Prime Minister Highsteppa

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