I am too! (actually I am only the assistant, but am considering a coup to take full control). I also have a flashlight as well as the aforementioned hardhat, vest & clipboard. The full warden gets a glowstick to clip to their vest as well.
I have two pieces of graphite in my left arm, one just below the elbow and the other in the cheek of my thumb - both occurred in grade school from poor pencil management. After more than 25 years they are still visible below the skin.
I talk in my sleep and have even been known to carry short conversations. Also, my boyfriend does the same thing, sometimes we'll carry conversations with eachother while one of us is asleep then we'll laugh about the next day.