so yesterday i was approaching my house and there was a woman walking her 2 small dogs who stopped in front of my house to let her dog do its business.
now i have no issue with dog owners walking their dogs and letting them take shits, as long as they pick up after them.
so i went to check the mail and when i saw her start to walk away without picking anything up, i said "aren't you gonna pick that up?" and she says "he only made a peepee" and i was like "yeah right!" and she screams in this screechy voice "HE ONLY MADE A PEEPEE!" and then walked away. i walk down the steps to see a steaming pile of dog shit.
i couldn't fucking believe this woman's anti-social gaul to actually stand beside her dog's feces and lie to my face. what a fucknut. i contemplated picking up the shit (it was on a piece of cardboard) and throwing it at her, but i refrained.
i really wish i hadn't.
i have been fantasizing about rubbing it in her hair for the past day.
calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean.
aaaaaaaaaaand thats my story that loosely relates to lying.