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lets make a guide for fighting on the internet!

Krzysiu

TRIBE Member
Okay, fighting on here is getting weak. I'm sorta sick of how some people are doing non-sequitur or irrelevant comebacks and retorts. we should set up some sort of standard so that we can all participate on the bashing!

mine ideas? :
- accuracy... if you're going reply with something like "that ain't whatcha said in that pm you sent me, you fat ugly slut!" post the pm and/or a picture of said person who sent the pm being depicted as fat and/or slutty! too many times have the case been where the pm is not creepy enough, or the person isn't fat/slutty enough

- focus... stay on topic! don't bring other issues into the argument cause it gets confusing... sure we're arguing about so and so being the worlds greatest dj... it gets too much when you start adding stuff. "DJ SK-supastar is so awesome and your girlfriend was right to cheat on you because you have a small penis." dude. seriously, start a new thread about his small penis, cause this ones about which dj is the best.

- facts... always back your opinion up with facts to substantiate it! even if you'er making them up!

- ganging up... always make sure you're in the majority when the argument is fresh, having your 'net crew bump a stale thread is lame and weak for your case, making it seem like you coached them to back you up.

- trolling... if you're cruising for a fight, be sure to take it all the way. no one likes a quitter and no one probably likes you if you're trolling.

- bumping fights... bringing back old fights successfully is tricky. People around these parts love to argue its true, but rehashing tired old ideas can become tedious and then you look silly flogging a dead cozo horse or soapboxing about the homeless.


I dunno, just some ideas... you could always take the high road and not be a dickhead about things, but where's the fun in that? this is the internet, there is no short supply of assholes and opinions!

Now cram a bastard in it, you craps and lets get rumbling!!
 
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Thumpr

TRIBE Member
SneakyPete said:
Hey Sacha, you were noticeably absent on Friday night.

ps. sean crawford is definitely a fatty.
yea noticeably absent in that i finally got to score with his girlfriend noodle all over da club and in my car afterwards.

we kept saying pwned lol the whole time.


:D
 

HouseHeadSacha

TRIBE Member
Thumpr said:
yea noticeably absent in that i finally got to score with his girlfriend noodle all over da club and in my car afterwards.

we kept saying pwned lol the whole time.


:D

yeah, well the jokes on you two. I stayed home and jerked off to internet
lesbian porn and it was HOTTT!

ps. "finally" ahhahaah
 

Rave Goo

New Member
people fight on tribe?

i thought this place was all about hooking up and spreading love?


























and by love i mean genital herpes.
 
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nawberry

TRIBE Member

Brilliant Krzysiu!

Your idea is a long time coming. Here are a few suggestions of mine.





Tribe fights dos and do not dos.



Do: Flirt with the significant other of the triber who is fighting with you in order to get their goat.

Don’t: Actually lure the significant other of the triber whom you are fighting with into an act of indiscretion (it is kind of meddling and overkill).




Do: Call up old posts/threads by the triber with whom you are fighting if such old post/threads serve to contradict, colour, embarrass, or take away from in any way, the current statements of said triber.

Don’t: Call up the parents of the triber with whom you are fighting in an attempt to elicit information that serves to contradict, colour, embarrass, or take away from in any way, the current statements of said triber (no need to involve mom and dad).




Do: Enlist the help of your tribe buddies to gang up on the triber with whom you are fighting.

Don’t: Enlist the help of the tribe buddies of the triber with whom you are fighting to gang up on the triber with whom you are fighting (that would be too hurtful and has little chance of success).






And whatever you do, be very wary of fighting with anyone in the hardcore room, that room is replete with nar-do-wells and it is like Riker’s Island in there.



 

Stan

TRIBE Member
Don't be afraid to make up completely fictional quotes and statistics to back up your position.

Do be creative with your insults to your opposition. Insult their sanity, their intelligence, their penis length, their ancestors, their choice in cologne, pubic hair style and income tax bracket.
 

Soulster

TRIBE Member
DO take everything that someone says to you on tribe—whether it be complement or insult—seriously. Tribe is not *just* an internet messageboard. It is life. REAL life. YOUR life.

DON'T assume that any hating that goes on towards you is strictly relegated to the board, because that would be totally incorrect. People hate you just as much in real life. (Or love you, like in my case.)
 
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