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Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by Evil Dynovac, Mar 15, 2002.

  1. Evil Dynovac

    Evil Dynovac TRIBE Member

    So I'm at Slack Alice last night for some dinner because Zelda's was packed (Zelda's birthday.) Anyway the place is full of lesbians.

    Listen, if eating pussy was that fattening I would weigh like 500 pounds already. Why are the gay boys so into body beautiful and the carpet munchers are into... flannel.

    Every once in a while someone mentions 'lipstick lesbians' but I have yet to meet one. Hot lesbians are a myth like bigfoot or pure MDMA.

    You wanna know what a hot lesbian is? Bisexual. Lots of hot bi women, no hot lesbos.

    Aphrodite could be an exception but she's only hot when she's drunk. Eh, maybe that's just me.

    Name a smoking lesbian, I dare you.
  2. labRat

    labRat TRIBE Member

    rosey o'donnel is pretty much on fire. as is martha stewart and janet reno.

    forgot to add that all the lesbians in my porno collection are pretty hot.
  3. Rosey

    Rosey TRIBE Member

    [jar-jar]yousa people gonna die now?[/jar-jar]

    you're in trouble now mr. supercomputer. i would run away if i were you.

    hot lesbians:
    - aphro & marcia
    - i lix
    - there are others but it won't matter to you when you are dead.
  4. Klubmasta Will

    Klubmasta Will TRIBE Member

    anne heche?

    or does she count as bi-sexual? (or, pretend bi-sexual to increase celebrity status?)
  5. labRat

    labRat TRIBE Member

    ya, but generalising is fun!
  6. Cheeka

    Cheeka TRIBE Member

    my friends Terri and Kim are both incredibly beautiful!!

    I wish I had pics I could post - and they are most definitely not bisexual.
  7. Rosey

    Rosey TRIBE Member

    and if you think pure MDMA is a myth you need to get out more.
  8. mingster

    mingster TRIBE Member

    Yowza! :eek:
  9. deep

    deep TRIBE Member

    if you mean name a celebrity that's a loaded challenge since not many people come out
  10. Sassy

    Sassy TRIBE Member

    Jodie Foster

    * I was also at Slack Alices last night (friends work there), I thought the female comedian was hilarious - obnoxious but hilarious, to be honest you don't see to many good looking lesbians walking along Church st., I am sure they do exist you just wouldn't know it if you saw it.
  11. Rosey

    Rosey TRIBE Member

    realistically, why the fuck would a genuine lesbian really want to conform to the male standard of beauty? hmmmm?
  12. Evil Dynovac

    Evil Dynovac TRIBE Member

    O'Donnel, Stewart, Reno - proving my point that licking camel toe is strictly for guys and girls who look like guys.

    As for conforming to the male idea of beauty quit bullshiting. Hot is hot and has always been hot. There is no standard, there just is.

    Anne Heche is now married to a man. She is less than bisexual, she was more like a tourist.

    Jodie Foster is a twelve year old boy. Repulsive? No. Hot? Come on. It be like fucking a table cloth.

    I have already given Aphro props. She can and has macked on my future wife and I don't let ugly chicks up on my women, I have a rep you see.

    Cheeka, you better see if you can put up those pics. Otherwise my points will remain salient. I don't want them to but the truth is the truth.

    Rosey, your pure MDMA has probably more garbage in it than you realise. I do get out, and I go to the place where you are not let in.

  13. t-boy

    t-boy TRIBE Member

    actually, all three are bi, as far as i know, just not necessarily in immediate practice. unless they changed the way they identify their orientation...

    but yeah i've seen many hot lesbians. they're just not as common...

    rosey and your comment on "why would lesbians want to adhere to a male standard of beauty?".. well they don't have to, but there's no reason to for many to adhere to a male standard of ugliness. "I don't want to look like a woman, so I'll look like a man" shows total lack of originality on many lesbians' parts. Same with many gay males stuck with the queen personality. Shedding one gender role for another is silly, in my opinion.. i understand how it can be a part of one's search for identity (go from one extreme to another, then find a comfortable ground somewhere in the middle). But the mass hoarde of the homosexual population still plays the gender-switching game.. flowery dresses don't have to be replaced by oversized flannel and ugly sandals. The whole sexuality=gender reductionism has got to loosen itself up a bit.

    Anyhoo enough ranting from me... what the hell do I know anyways, i'm not a REAL lesbian..
  14. JayIsBored

    JayIsBored TRIBE Member

    my great aunt is a lesbian. she is not hot.
  15. Cheeka

    Cheeka TRIBE Member

    ^^ my great aunt was a lesbian... she was also not hot.
  16. Jazz

    Jazz TRIBE Member

    my great aunt wasn't a lesbian... she was also not hot...

    what have we learned here?
  17. Cheeka

    Cheeka TRIBE Member

    ^^that great aunts on average are not hot.
    and 2 out of every 3 unattractive great aunts are in fact lesbians.
  18. mingster

    mingster TRIBE Member

    Absolutely nothing.
    This whole thread is bunk.
    Very unedumacational.

  19. that 420 guy

    that 420 guy TRIBE Member

    hot hot hot


    - that nice headphones guy :cool:
  20. Rosey

    Rosey TRIBE Member

    my great aunt's husband left her for another man...she wasn't hot either.

    hmmmm, a pattern is emerging. *raised eyebrow*
  21. Jazz

    Jazz TRIBE Member

    Can you punch that up on a graph or pie chart for me?... would help simplify the whole thing....
  22. Evil Dynovac

    Evil Dynovac TRIBE Member

    Yo Yo Ming, that's not ugly lesbo bitterness I sense, is it?

  23. Jazz

    Jazz TRIBE Member

    Re: hot hot hot

    *right click*
    *save picture as*

    my new desktop!
  24. swenard

    swenard TRIBE Member

    The only thing better than one hot lesbian is 2 hot lesbians eating each other out!!!!!!!!!

    Who cares if there are any hot lesbians(unless you're a lesbian or they will let you watch), because you ain't gettin' any(neither am I).
  25. JayIsBored

    JayIsBored TRIBE Member

    oh those poor butchy great aunts of ours

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