Le bailage

[Cheeka]

i took a good one today!!

I was running (literally) into a corner store at King/Dufferin this morning on my way to work when this crazy lady I didn't notice started screaming "EVERYONE TO HELL - EVERYONE TO HEEEEELLLLL" She startled me so I slipped and bailed... right on the corner pretty much
Ok eveyone stop and stare please!?!?!

haha and then this little 1 year old walking with his Dad starts saying and pointing "she fall, she fall, she fall..."

I scraped my hand, and arm and will have MASSIVE bruising up my entire left side for sure!!

anyone else have any good public bails? humiliations? anything?

 

[Rosey]

i thought this was going to be a thread about people who say they will meet you at the pub after work and then never show. *shifty eye*

but i sympathize with your pain, i took a beauty wipe out on my bike last summer......mmmmm summer, biking...mmmm....what was i talking about?

<--- steady like a mountain goat

 

[Gizmo]

Re:

About three weeks ago got into a drunken foot race with Fleaflo and another friend.

Was totally kicking their asses, showing why my name in sprinting circles is "THE BROWN STREAK."

Came to a sharp corner, (was in suit and work shoes at the time)
tried to negotiate it, feet gave way, and I was up in the air, , did two forward rolls on the ground and then slammed into a pillar.

End result: completely ripped up my trousers, got a huge gash on my left knee. Still won the race though as the other two bastards were too busy laughing to finish the race.

 

[alexd]

That sound like the lady that used to live in the park across from the old TRIBE secret offices at church & queen...

At 3 am most mornings she would wail: "ALIENS! AAAAALLLLEEEEEEAAAAANS!!!!" You could almost set your watch by it.

 

[deep]

the brown streak ahahhaaha

 

[Cheeka]

aaaaahahahaha - "in sprinting circles".... known as the brown streak....
oh that's classic !!!

 

[PosTMOd]

Gizmo, what do we call you now... the brown stain?

 

[Gizmo]

"The Skid Mark"

 

[Libradragon]

ew.

 

[PosTMOd]

Originally posted by Gizmo
"The Skid Mark"

LOL

 

[*SiLver*RoBoT*]

Brown streak! Bahhhhhh...

Was at the movies a long time ago, and there was a lineup for another movie, which seemed to have carried on in front of the theatre we were at. Anyway, there was a divider to make sure the line didn't get too nutty and went down pretty low. Being the Mr. hotshot I am decided to hop over it. Also being Mr. Clumsy, I tripped over the divider and fell flat on my face. As the lineup gasped and a few cackles occured, I laid there, thinking to myself, I can act all embarassed, or I can act like nothing happened. So I got up, brushed myself off and bowed to a lineup full of cheers....and even more laughter.....probably at me.

*over*and*out*

*SiLver*RoBoT*

 

[Brandon]

In grade 6 I fell off the stage while giving a speech to my entire elementary school in our gym. My parents were in the audience too.

The chair I had been sitting in while waiting had been pushed back too far when I stood up to give my speech so one leg was hanging off the stage. When I sat back down, it tipped right over backwards sending me down to the cold, hard gym floor.

And what an echo!!!

 

[fleaflo]

Re: Re:

Originally posted by Gizmo
About three weeks ago got into a drunken foot race with Fleaflo and another friend.

I was in no such race. I just helped you up from the ground after I was finished laughing.

Don't you remember? You were upset about losing the pewter Elephant in the silent auction, even tho you bid for it 2 min before the bidding closed. You were running home in a drunken rage to get your sitar so you could bash the sneaky bidders car window. But as you were running around the corner, you spotted a roach on the ground and you tried to stop and pick it up.

The rest is history.

 

[PosTMOd]

Re: Re: Re:

Originally posted by fleaflo
the sneaky bidders

Isn't that the name of a heavy metal sitar group?

 

[bucky]

in the summers here they have "Thursdays in the Square" with concerts and stuff downtown, usually about 15,000 people fill the place weekly... i was walking thru the crowds handing out flyers for a club night and didn't notice a curb, since i was just looking in front of me not to bump into anyone... took a step... missed the curb... flat on my face, flyers went everywhere in front of TONS of people... I was embarrassed.. picked up flyers, got outta there quick, and everyone laughed at my pain (i would've laughed too probably).... if i had been drinking it wouldn't have been so embarrassing, but I wasn't.......

 

[Cheeka]

to add insult to injury I just dumped my ENTIRE lunch in my lap
that is: one large packed full plate of salad & pasta salad.

just bloody great!

 

[Guest]

aaah chrissy and gizmo crackin me up today.

Shitshow hello!

 

[AlyG]

Originally posted by Cheeka
to add insult to injury I just dumped my ENTIRE lunch in my lap
that is: one large packed full plate of salad & pasta salad.

just bloody great!

Chrissy I think you should just write off today as useless and head to the pub early...a few pints will probably help your equilibrium! <---

-enjoy the sunshine!-

 

[Klubmasta Will]

Originally posted by Cheeka
to add insult to injury I just dumped my ENTIRE lunch in my lap
that is: one large packed full plate of salad & pasta salad.

just bloody great!

don't mean to laugh but the mental image of that was pretty funny.

stop trying to eat with one hand on your mouse and the other on your keyboard.

 

[Cheeka]

oh and even better it looks like Tearer used my pants to clean off his keyboard last night

black pants + creamy salad dressing



haha - for the love of god

 

[depraved]

road rash

My biggest public bail was late last autumn.
Major road rash on both arms & legs after a massive bail on my longboard right in front of a crowded bus stop & pub during rush hour traffic. Picked myself up and went into the pub washroom to wash out embedded grit. Coming in & going out, everyone just kinda froze & stared silently, like time stopped. I guess I musta looked something something.

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

So it's a snowy day and I'm late for my train.

I "speed" walk outside as far as I can towards union, but I'm wearing heeled boots and they have zero traction, so I head into BCE to go the rest of the way underground.

I'm heading down the slick, marble stairs when my front foot slips out, and slides all the way down, as far as it can go, as my rear heel catches on the stair it was on and I get stuck in the splits. Fuck that hurt. People are trying to help me up, but I'm so fucking late for my train (it's the last one too) I just jump up and try to keep going.

To add insult to injury, my fucking back heel broke off of my boot(but was held on by a thread) so I'm clip flopping it down the rest of the stairs (walking properly on one boot and on tip toes on the other). The broken heel is banging around loose in various directions and I run directly to the shoe repair place (within 20 feet) and ask if he can nail it back on in 4 minutes or less.

He looks, and laughs. No fucking way.

I had to ask him for duct tape, I taped the motherfucker and ran the rest of the way to the train.



Fortunately, I didn't feel like too much of an idiot. I usually don't really care when stuff like that happens.

As for you Gizmo, The Brown Streak?!? Now that's fucking funny.

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by Cheeka
oh and even better it looks like Tearer used my pants to clean off his keyboard last night

bwahaha!! Goddamn!

Ok, for the record, there is no creamy white stuff on my keyboard! Only some kinda unseen stickyness, which I guess could be salad dressing, who knows.

 

[SneakyPete]

Originally posted by Cheeka
to add insult to injury I just dumped my ENTIRE lunch in my lap
that is: one large packed full plate of salad & pasta salad.

just bloody great!

I thought you were going to say tuna and crackers.

Pete

 

[Cheeka]

^^ haha
oh no - never again... I learned my lesson!