Last Halloween I was a panther because I couldn't find an ocelot costume

[alexd]

My Halloween costume always fails. Last year I figured I would be really creative and go as a panther (I couldn't find an ocelot costume) and everyone thought I was a cat burglar. It seemed I spent most of the night trying to explain what I was supposed to be, as usual, and that sucked.

This year I may just pin a sign on my outfit.

 

[jocelyn dee]

I'm being a nun this year. Kinda hard to confuse that one.

 

[alexd]

I'm being a nun this year. Kinda hard to confuse that one.

If I dressed up as a nun, people would think I was a penguin or a zebra or something.

 

[Boss Hog]

I ordered mine online, and I only hope it gets here on time.

If it does, and if it works as well as I hope, the kids at school are gonna go fucking mental.