mariazmess
TRIBE Member
Oh my! What a time we had!
The place looked fabulous (seriously, the decor was flawless - the front room was lush and romantic)(the bad 70s porn above the DJ booth was a nice touch too), the pretty kiddies were out to have a good time...
It didn't take much, really: a trip to the Dollar Store, heart pins, heart lollipops that would come off the stick the minute you pulled on the plastic, a $1 leash, a friend with a dog collar and another with a whip.
The music was überfun. Just the way I like it - funky, funky, funky. Zero cheeze, all fun. No Madonna. I, the Queen of Comfort, danced for 4 hours in heels. not bad for an Adidas girl. and then I changed shoes and danced for another hour.
But it was worth it, my fag and I won the sexiest couple contest!!!
WEEEEEEeeE! Proof positive that y'all straight boys need to take some notes from the homos. I had my boy on a leash all night long, we were all taking turns smackin each other around, dancing up a storm - "you guys are so into each other, how long have you been together?"
10 years honey - you can't fake this shit.
"you're so brave to let her lead you around on a leash. that's cool man."
um, this is a normal Saturday night around here, isn't it?
I thought about heading out to 99 Sudbury at around 2am, but the beats just kept getting funkier... can't... leave... funk...
We left at 4am and went home to smoke a j and check out our goodie bag. SWEET! 3 month gym membership at Diesel Fitness, a big 'ol purple dildo, a spa thingy for manicure, pedicure and massage (mmm massage), pole dancing lessons!! 8 weeks of pole dancing.
::blush::
my my... look at me mom!
Talk about versatility! Mariazmess: stripper-by-night.

Merci Footwork! We had fun.
My room smells of gross chocolate massage oil. Ew.
The place looked fabulous (seriously, the decor was flawless - the front room was lush and romantic)(the bad 70s porn above the DJ booth was a nice touch too), the pretty kiddies were out to have a good time...
It didn't take much, really: a trip to the Dollar Store, heart pins, heart lollipops that would come off the stick the minute you pulled on the plastic, a $1 leash, a friend with a dog collar and another with a whip.
The music was überfun. Just the way I like it - funky, funky, funky. Zero cheeze, all fun. No Madonna. I, the Queen of Comfort, danced for 4 hours in heels. not bad for an Adidas girl. and then I changed shoes and danced for another hour.
But it was worth it, my fag and I won the sexiest couple contest!!!
WEEEEEEeeE! Proof positive that y'all straight boys need to take some notes from the homos. I had my boy on a leash all night long, we were all taking turns smackin each other around, dancing up a storm - "you guys are so into each other, how long have you been together?"
10 years honey - you can't fake this shit.
"you're so brave to let her lead you around on a leash. that's cool man."
um, this is a normal Saturday night around here, isn't it?
I thought about heading out to 99 Sudbury at around 2am, but the beats just kept getting funkier... can't... leave... funk...
We left at 4am and went home to smoke a j and check out our goodie bag. SWEET! 3 month gym membership at Diesel Fitness, a big 'ol purple dildo, a spa thingy for manicure, pedicure and massage (mmm massage), pole dancing lessons!! 8 weeks of pole dancing.
::blush::
my my... look at me mom!
Talk about versatility! Mariazmess: stripper-by-night.
Merci Footwork! We had fun.
My room smells of gross chocolate massage oil. Ew.